If girth, smooth texture, deep vibrations and delicious orgasms are what you are looking for than you have come to the right place. The Dream Massager by California Exotics is something I have been eye-balling for a while and it certainly was worth the wait.

It goes from a very light buzz to a deep rumble and it will certainly have you begging for more. And to top all that off, it is completely waterproof.

Solo play with this baby will have you in heights of ecstasy in no time flat and couple play will most certainly be incredible, after you are done fighting over who will get to use it first. It is amazing for all over body massage, vaginal, and clitoral stimulation. However, I would not recommend this for any type of anal insertion, but some exterior play would be ok.

Although Eden lists this product as simply Plastic, the box actually has it classified as being made of Soft Rubber Cote (listed not once but twice on the box). Basically the material guide lists the same care and feeding, as well as safety rating (8), only for the rubber cote it clearly says do not boil. It is, however, non-porous and phthalate-free.

I got the Dream Massager in purple. It is a gorgeous color. Coming out of the box it has no odor or taste. The toy is firm, has no give but is velvety soft with a beautiful matte finish. It has very little drag whatsoever. If lube is needed (mainly for insertion), this Dream is happy with either water or silicone based.

The Dream Massager has a total length is 5.75 inches with an insertable length of 4. It is rippled with 3 bulbs (4 if you include the base) that are all approximately the same width at 1 and 5/8 inches in diameter. Yes, it is a girthy fellow, but this dreamer likes it that way.

It does not pick up any lint or stray hairs so you can easily hide it anywhere. It is small enough that you could pack it for a weekend away and quiet enough that no one will know you are in your own dream land.

The head is rounded, as is the base. It does not necessarily scream sex toy but it is not one to sit out on your coffee table either.

With its adjustable speeds and not so scary design it is great for beginners and advanced users alike. Unless of course, you cannot handle girthy toys. If that is the case, stay away from insertion with this one. But used as a clitoral stimulator you will love it.

And onto how we use this Dream maker. The controls are simple. Turn dial base turns it on at a very low hum and keep turning it to get to a rumbly, yet still quiet, high. The vibrations are not buzzy at all and although they are located at the top of the toy, they distribute very well. The only drawback is that the smooth texture combined with slippery lube will make it difficult to use the controls so just make sure to keep a dry hand.

This toy is completely waterproof and it passed all of my tests from simple running stream of water to complete full sink, submerged, while turned on. Inside always stayed dry as a bone.

The ripples can be felt with insertion and feel just lovely. Couple that with the rumbly vibes and I can honestly say I was one happy camper. The bulbs are big enough to hit the G-spot and the rounded head is a perfect clitoral stimulator. The base is perfectly rounded and I had no problems maneuvering it.

This sweet dream is easily cared for. It takes 2 AA batteries (not included) and has a perfect little O ring to seal it tight so no water can get in. You can store it easily as it will play nice with all your other plastic type toys. I keep my plastic types in a drawstring bag.

It is easily cleaned with warm water and anti-bacterial soap or an isopropyl alcohol wipe down. It cannot be completely sanitized so I do suggest covering it up with a condom if you intend to share.

Packaging for the Dream was pretty straight forward. Plastic box with plastic molded insert to hold the toy still. Completely see through but no half naked ladies on it. "Gyrating Rippling Action", "Soft Rubber Cote", and "Whisper Quiet" are splashed across it as is the CalEx logo, waterproof stamp and their "Safe and Pure" stamp.

Instructions were the standard multi-language sheet with diagrams of various battery compartments and how to insert.

It can be used for storage if you want but I find it bulky for my small space.