Okay, so this is my first "traditional" vibrator ever. I wasn't expecting some spectacular vibrator, but this completely blew my mind. When I first started to get into toys I had wanted to get a simple, plain vibe but I wanted one that would last me a while and be powerful but yet quiet at the same time. The Iconic Smoothie is just the toy I was looking for. This baby is everything I could ask for and more. Not too big, not too small, not too loud, not too wide; to me this is the "Goldilocks" of vibrators that I use.

I have been able to use the same pair of batteries for about two months (taking them out after every use) before I had to replace them. So the Iconic Smoothie definitely does not eat up batteries, which I love. The vibration level changes smoothly, it doesn't jump from one level to the next and it has not shorted out on me yet during usage. If a toy shorts out on me then my whole orgasm is ruined. I mean what's a bigger mood killer than your toy shorting out on you?

Another thing I love about this toy is how discreet it is. Because of the design and lack of noise my fiancé did not even know I had it until I showed it to him. The design on the Iconic Smoothie is basically nothing. It's white and it says "Iconic Smoothie" down at the bottom but it is not super obvious. Don't let the lack of noise fool you though, the Iconic Smoothie is one powerful toy. It isn't the quietest vibrator in the world, but play some music and you can't even hear it. This toy has become a must have in my toy box and is easily one of my favorite toys that I own.