Traditional vibrator discontinued
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My French Penis

People are always asking me what I would recommend for a first vibrator. They always want something that costs less than $30. I urge them to upgrade their specs to this model, as it's going to last so much longer than a cheaper toy and I want someone's first experience with a sex toy to be a positive one. You owe it to yourself to do it right. THIS toy will do you right.
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Pros
The fleur-de-lis pattern on shaft and such high quality it comes with 5 yr guarantee!
Cons
It took me a while to figure it out. Then I found the instruction booklet buried in the box.
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review
Even though this toy is made in Germany, I call it My French Penis for the fleur-de-lis design on the shaft for aesthetics. I get an inexplicable huge kick out of that. I like its spongy/firm texture. It is a quiet vibe, very high quality, made me go "oui, oui, oui," all the way home.

It comes in nice, understated packaging with very little plastic. It came with 2 AA batteries, how very nice of them! Including batteries is always an added bonus.

I can't believe how many languages are represented in the instruction booklet - English, German, French, Spanish, Swedish, Norwegian, Portugese, Italian, Polish, Dutch, as well as a few I don't even know - Suomi, Dansk, Cesky and ??? What a universally accepted toy! Celebrate diversity! Comes in three different colors - raspberry, light pink and purple. The light pink version reminds me of the 1950's, very classic.

The silicone it's made of contains antimicrobial additives mixed into the material that are completely safe for your body but keep cooties and other bad bacteria from setting up shop. How progressive and thoughtful! This makes it an easy to keep clean toy.

I enjoyed playing with this toy in the shower (it's waterproof! It wasn't too slippery when wet, making it easy to handle in the bath), by myself, and with my partner. He figured out how to operate it much quicker than I did. I think I have a hard time with technological things that have buttons. I'm glad it only has two buttons, unlike television remote controls - those really blow my mind. That's why I don't have a television, I don't have the patience for it. But for some reason, I do have the patience for sex toys. I find them infinitely more satisfying than television.
Experience
I'm glad it came with an extensive instruction booklet because I tend to be a dunce when it comes to figuring out how new toys work. The on/off controls are very subtle at base. I overlooked them at first, but it's good they're designed like that because you have less of a chance of accidentally pressing the wrong button during use, which is always a buzz kill.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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My SinFive Insigno silicone tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Multi-speed
    • Quiet
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Chic
    • High quality
    • Sophisticated
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  • Contributor: Sammi
    I think this one looks so cute
  • Contributor: Hopeless Romantic
    I aready have this in my wish list
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    So classy. I just love all the colors this comes in, but I'm leaning toward the pink -- it DOES look very retro! And the fleur-de-lis pattern makes it even that much more of a classic.
  • Contributor: Midway through
    Great review!
  • Contributor: lamira
    This toy is definitely worth the price to me.
  • Contributor: Airekah
    thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Modern^Spank^Anthem
    if only i could read a dozen or so languages i guess its popular elsewhere
  • Contributor: Miss T
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    French penis lol nice review!
  • Contributor: nicky51679
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Willis2011
    great review
  • Contributor: sixfootsex
    Thanks for the review! Glad to hear it's so well designed--I HATE accidentally turning toys off in the middle of things...
  • Contributor: JGrey
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: Mihoshi4301
    Thanks.
  • Contributor: Blooddragon
    TY!
  • Contributor: Redweird
    Thanks
  • Contributor: levellc09
    great job!
  • Contributor: joiedejouets
    Great review!
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