I don’t hate to admit it, I love my Mini Mini Mouse by Doc Johnson|Mini mini mouse. We’ve had some good times and some bad. Let me tell you why it’s still one of my best friends.

First off, it has some awesome vibes. I’m talking crazy! You have to work yourself up for high frequency, or you’ll just end up tickling yourself to death. Even when the batteries are almost dead this toy is no joke.

My mini, mini, MICRO, Mini Mini mouse. Mini is a wonderful size. It can be hidden almost anywhere. I have chosen a sunglass case!

Whether the makers of this toy knew it or not, the Mini Mini Mouse is also very discreet. I have a 6 yr old brother who gets into more than my 1 yr old son, and he eyeballed it one day. I didn’t have to say anything, he asked, “Is that for the kitty?” He didn’t have to know which one…

This toy is also very quiet. On low you can’t even hear it. Which is wonderful when your husband has fallen asleep next to you, and left you to your own devices… (Literally!) On high it sounds like a muffled electric toothbrush, which isn’t too bad considering the output of the toy.

Another great thing about this toy is that the batteries last much longer than with bigger toys. I can go more than a week of everyday use before changing the batteries. They’re also AA’s so they are cheap to replace, and easy to find.

The Mini Mini Mouse is pretty easy to clean, the surface is textured but not porous. Just make sure you get “You” out from around the eyeballs.

While we’re talking about the eyeballs, I might as well say that I thought that the toy would be much better without them altogether. They are very pointy, and can be very harsh on such a sensitive area. Maybe if they were rounded, it would be more comfortable. I think the idea was that you’re supposed to direct the nose and eyes over the clitoris, because that’s where the vibes are more concentrated. In lieu of this I use the underside of the nose. It is smooth and the vibes are still super strong.

The other thing I didn’t like (and who would?) was the craftsmanship. The mouse and the controller are assembled separately and the controller cord is glued at the butt. I found this out when mine broke. {I dissected the mouse, spliced the cord to the bullet, (the way it should have been) reassembled it, sealed it, and wrapped it in Teflon tape. Now it’s a Mummy Mini Mouse.} (***I do not recommend trying to fix your mouse yourself, it is not safe… DON’T do it. My only objective was for informative purposes only. I have a new mouse now.***)

Despite it’s faults, I think the Mini Mini Mouse is a great toy because of all it’s good qualities; and though my first broke, it was inexpensive to replace, and now I know not to be so rough with my little fellow. (**Also because of the cord, and the eyes, this toy should not be used internally.**)