Mini-Bowling Anyone?

The Craze Cutie is a fun vibrator for couples to play with, cammers to use while on the webcam and for a touch of whimsey during your solo. This is a fun, small and fairly discreet toy, so it would work well fo beginners, good for intermediate users and advanced users if they are just looking for a fun, light toy to add to their collection. I would love to get nine more, the ball vibrator and have my own unusual mini-bowling game. OOOHH!! Cute gift idea! Let them figure out what it really is.
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Pros
Lights up.
7 functions.
Small, non-threatening.
Cons
Noisy.
Weaker vibrations.
Dead spot in middle of vibrator.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

Get Crazy with this Cutie!! The Crazy Cutie vibrator is a fun and ergonomic item that is great for teasing, foreplay and light massages. Women can use this for clitoral stimulation, labial teasing, external anal teasing and nipple vibrations. Men will enjoy running it up and down the penis shaft, testicular stimulation, external anal teasing and nipple vibrations. Couples can get creative and use this on each other as a fun addition to foreplay. Cam Girls will have fun performing on cam with this lit vibrator. It translates well for the camera.

Beginners should really love the small size, easy vibrations and non-intimidating looks. Intermediate users will enjoy experimenting with this vibrator and the couple teasing. Advanced users can use it as a fun foreplay item, cam toy and should enjoy experimenting with different uses for this vibrator.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The soft, flexible tip is made from TPR which rates a 7 on the safety scale. It is a semi-porous material, so sharing is not advised. The material has a nice drag to it which adds to the stimulation, I do recommend using water based lube with this to reduce some of the drag, which could become irritating or painful if used for a prolonged amount of time. The bulb will bend and move around with pressure which can be used to your pleasure advantage.

The base is hard plastic and is smooth with no texture. Unscrew it below the silver plastic ring, add two AAA batteries, screw the base back in place and you are ready to go!

There was no aroma or taste to this product. This is a great texture for everyone, regardless of experience. Due to the short insertable area, this is best used as an external vibrator.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The Crazy Cutie is shape just like a 6" tall mini bowling pin. The diameter of the ball area is 1 1/4" and it quickly grows to 2" diameter the rest of the way down. There is about 3 3/4" of insertable length.

This vibrator is a fun accessory to your toy box. It is small enough to travel with, just hide your toy in a shaving or makeup bag. It is obvious that this is a vibrator but unless you have it out in the open, you will have nothing to worry about.

The shape is fun to play with and the light on the base is very helpful and fun. My vibrator does not light up on the tip, but that was not a priority to me so I am going to keep it. The curve between the ball is a great area for cupping your clitoris, running up and down the penis shaft or teasing your nipples. The ball adds a bit of a rounded pinpoint and since the vibrations are located here, it is a bit more intense. I tried the rounded base as a clitoral stimulator, but it was just to weak for my taste.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bottom button is a dedicated on/off switch and turns the light on.The white LED light pulses with your vibration and is a fun effect for partner play or camming. The top button cycles through the 7 vibration patterns. When you have reached the end of the pulsation patterns, another push of the button will give you the light only with no vibration.

Vibrating Functions: High - Pulsation - Faster pulsation - Faster pulsation to harder pulsation - Slow to fast Pulsation - High to medium to low to medium to high steady - Medium pulsation to low pulsation to medium...


The vibrations are strongest in the ball of the tip but do travel partway down to the base. There is a dead spot an inch wide where the TPR meets the ABS Plastic. The handle does have some vibrations. I like the buzzy and fast vibrations, however a bit more power would have been nice. Also the dead spot makes the vibrations feel a bit awkward in certain spots.

The Craze Cutie alternates between reasonably quiet to scaring you with its sudden loud noise. It is not extremely loud as much as it is grating and irritating. I will continue to try to figure this out prior to the follow-up review!

This is waterproof, however I have not played with it in the tub. (I am infatuated with the Luxe Replenish when I take a bath.) I did test it in the sink and found no water in the battery compartment.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

The Crazy Cutie is waterproof, so cleaning is a breeze. Wash in warm, soapy water, rinse and air dry. The material is a serious lint magnet and will pick up lint from any drying cloth. I do use a baby's toothbrush to gently scrub the seam areas.

To sanitize the vibrator and make sure there are no bacteria, etc. harboring themselves inside the materials, I use a toy cleaner after washing thoroughly.

Store this in a plastic zip lock bag or the container it came in. Cloth pouches allow it to collect lint. Keep separated from the rest of your toys, the TPR will discolor and might cause damage to other toys. The material on this one might get damaged by a chemical reaction as well.

Use water based lubricants with this toy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
The Crazy Cutie is just not going to work out for me, the vibrations are too weak and the dead spot kills what feelings I do get when I hit it while playing. I do think this would make a great gift, or gag gift, for a bowler.

Massages might be an option, however, we have found other products that are more appropriate and feel better for those as well. If you are very sensitive, this might work out pretty well for you.

I never have been able to figure out what is causing mine to be so horribly loud. The only solution would be to tear it apart, but I am very unwilling to do that since I am going to try to sell this pretty cheaply as a slightly used toy.
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  • Contributor: destinationtwilight
    Awesome review!
  • Contributor: Ryuson
    Thank you for the review. This seems like it's a bit too loud for me.
  • Contributor: The Mother of a SiNner
    awesome review ty!
  • Contributor: bayosgirl
  • Contributor: LilLostLenore
    bowl a strike. lol.
  • Contributor: ladychristie
    Great review
  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    I'm not into the camera scene at all, so "cammers" was a new term for me. This certainly looks like one that would be good for that kind of use. Thanks for the great review.
  • Contributor: mpfm
    Great review. It does look like a bowling pin. It would be cute for bowlers.
  • Contributor: lzee
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: Tammi Longbottom
    So cute, thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Tbanda
    Good review!
  • Contributor: edeneve
    great review - always love reading them.
  • Contributor: Apirka
    Great review js250, as always!
  • Contributor: GingerSpice
    awesome review! thanks again
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