When I saw that this was free with any order, I was excited and imagined what different things I could do with it. Then it came in the mail.

The first thing I noticed was its smooth texture and handy (pun intended) shape. It is small and can easily be pulled off as a cheap body massager that was purchased on a whim. It takes one AAA battery, which I thought was nice and convenient since I already have a bunch of them. It is not waterproof, which sucks because it drags over the skin, and things tend to get a little messy during playtime. The outer material itself can handle any type lube, but the lube can ruin the battery and the inner mechanisms of the toy.

After putting in the battery, I turned it on. It has two settings, on and off. It is pretty loud and doesn't pack that strong of a punch. I personally like really strong sensations when it comes to stimulating my clitoris, but everyone has their own tastes and preferences.

In my experimentation with the "Oui," I found that it worked best over the breasts, and the nipples in particular. It helps get them to become hard and more sensitive. Also, I pressed the tip down (quite hard) right underneath my clit. It hurt (because it IS made out of hard plastic), but, for me at least, it was a pretty good hurt...not good enough to finish me off, but it definitely made me feel something that I hadn't before...of course, then I couldn't find the sweet spot again. I even nestled it between my labia for roughly twenty minutes and was hardly aroused at the end of it. I turned it off, put it away, and didn't touch my fun-zone for the rest of the night--not because I couldn't possibly experience any more pleasure than what the Oui had brought me, but because the lame, late night programming on basic television was more interesting.

I've barely touched this since writing the first review. The few times since have been just as unexciting as before.