I was looking for a new clitoral vibrator to replace my ever breaking cheap bullets. I was not sure what to expect as reviews for La Metropole were all over the place.

First off the specs. It has five different levels of vibration and is not waterproof, but it is splashproof. It is made of ABS plastic so it can't be sterilized, but you can clean it with soap and water. It's small size; total length is 4 and a half inches, means it can be discretely tucked away.

The good:

It is fairly easy to use, having a single push button. One plus is that it has a low battery indicator. It also comes with its own storage pouch which I liked. It is also very quiet which was something that I thought was nice.

The Bad:

The battery compartment is a pain in the ass. The twist apart compartment never seems to close properly. Another bad thing and the most important one is that this vibrator is weak. And I mean really weak. I own bullets which are more intense. I had to use it on its most powerful setting to just get anything from it and even then it was barely enough. Internal use was even worse. It is listed as a G-spot vibrator, but the low level of vibrations was more of a tease than pleasurable.

Its weakness means that I can not recommend this. Now if low levels of vibration are your thing then this toy might be for you. I think all others will just end up frustrated and longing for something more powerful.

I consider this vibrator a total waste of money. The only saving grace is that I bought this one sale, so I didn't spend that much money on this useless vibrator.