The phrase "clit clamp" may leave most women running for their lives while protecting their lady bits. Clamps hurt and clits are sensitive, right? Seems like the two can't possibly mix well unless you're one of those freaky people who enjoys crazy amounts of pain. I was intrigued by this little contraption because I am one of those freaks, I enjoy jingly things, and also because I need to check "clit clamp" off of my list of my list of things on this site that I don't own.

This is a little different than what I had expected, though. First of all, it's not the least bit painful (unless your clitoris is so sensitive you get off any time the wind blows). If you're deathly afraid of it but still slightly intrigued you'll appreciate the fact that it's adjustable so you can go at your own pace. If you do want to flirt with danger a little you can crank this baby all the way up for a little bit of a bite.

If your clit is dead to the world then this clamp can also be your friend. Clamps, both for the clitoris and nipples, increase bloodflow which greatly heightens sensation. This clamp was made more for that than torturous kinky things. Tweezer-style clamps also work well for the nipples, so feel free to play pinchy there, too. Get jingly everywhere!

The only thing you may need to consider when eyeing this little gem is whether or not you have anatomy that will allow something for it to grab on to. We're all different down there, you know?

Oh, and jingly vagina dangles make prancing around and getting your groove on even more exciting.

The whole clamp and bell are made of steel for your jingly pleasure. The metal is a little thin, so the tweezer prongs can and may be bent. They're not paper thin and they don't really bend during normal use, but they can be reshaped to your preference. Not enough of a bite for you? Put more of a curve in the prongs. There ya go. Perfect.

The tips of the clamp are covered in rubber grips. The grips do come off if you need them to, but tend to stay on during use. They provide a nice barrier between scary metal and your delicate lady flesh.

Really simple here.

Tweezer clamps are pretty much tweezers. These are skinnier than the ones you have in your bathroom, though. On top of the tips you have those little rubbery grips to help keep everything snugly in place while being gentle to sensitive areas. There's a metal ring around the body of the tweezers that is used to adjust the pressure. Everything is made of metal, including the tweezer and this ring, and metal isn't notorious for having a good grip, but this has only been a minimal inconvenience for me during use. You just have to make sure you get it on there nice and tight and you should have no problems at all.

I thought that putting this on would be a breeze but it's slightly more complicated than that. Again, this comes to anatomy. When putting this little treasure in place, you're not actually grabbing the clit, itself. You're grabbing the hood, too. This may mean you end up with the clamp sitting behind your actual clitoris. That's just fine, too. Do whatever works for you as long as you're not tearing yourself to pieces.

The clamp is 3 3/4" long and opens to about 1" wide. This means it's not just clit fun! You can put it on labias, nipples, and other fun places such as those, as well!

We've already covered the fact that it's adjustable, can go from light pressure to mildly hurty, and it will stick with you during your fun times. In case you missed it, yes it's all those things.

I was quite surprised by the lack of clampiness I was expecting. (This coming from the girl who owns nothing but clover clamps.) Unless you have it really tight it's like it's barely there. Seems as though this one is more about functional clampage than scary clampage. Slightly disappointed, but that's only because I'm one kinky little lady.

To put this thing in action you'll grab a good chunk of your lady bits, squeeze the tweezers to catch it in there, and slide the ring up to your desired pressure. Sounds simple, right? I found it to be a little fiddly. I kept grabbing and pinching and when I'd try to pull the ring up it would become unpinched up. I do know that my anatomy in that specific area doesn't really allow much to be on it. (I only know this because of the evaluations I did for specific piercings and such.) Once you wrangle your lady pieces and get it on there a couple of times it becomes a much faster and easier process.

Once it's on it's time to let the games begin!

You're supposed to keep it on for a few minutes just so it can let its clamp magic take action. While wearing it I've amused myself for quite a while by shimmying and jingling the bell around. That's only half the fun. It's quite stimulating, as well. Oh, and two words: doggy style. I'll just let you imagine that one for yourself. Don't do anything that's going to snag or pull on it a whole bunch. It's not going to take your bits with it when it comes off, but it probably won't be comfortable. You can take it off during play and suddenly have the volume turned up on your clitoris, or you can leave it on the whole time for jingly delights. You shouldn't leave it on for too long, though. No more than 30 minutes. It does restrict blood flow and all that, so be careful.

One other thing. Sometimes the little jingly part of the bell gets stuck up in the top of the bell. Just coax it a little and it cooperates without too much fuss.

Don't leave it sitting in water. It will rust. Don't let it sit in lube, either. Same reason, pretty much. And since it goes on your delicate parts and has rubber grips you probably shouldn't share this with partners you don't share fluids with. Rubber can't be sterilized and all that.