I was bursting at the seams by the time this sophisticated looking toy arrived in my mailbox. Stainless steel balls of varying size and weight are suspended in a clear Lucite, giving this toy not only the promise of functionality but aesthetic beauty as well. I could hardly wait to get it cleaned so I could try it out. I’ve never used any vaginal exercisers before and was curious (to put it mildly) to start exploring.

My curiosity got the best of me, however, and I found myself inserting the largest ball and heaviest weight, according to the package instructions, into my pussy first. I was surprised to find that it took very little effort to hold it inside of me. Though I admit that it was entertaining to squeeze and release my muscles around Juno, I don’t feel like it gave me the workout I was hoping for.

Juno weighs three-tenths of a pound and would probably be a great exerciser for most women just beginning to tone their PC muscles. If you have already played around with kegels, or especially if you are a woman who can have ejaculatory orgasms, Juno probably isn’t the best toy for you. I’d recommend picking up something with a little more weight and flexibility around exercises in that case.

On the plus side, I love the way that Juno feels sliding in and out of me. Its Lucite material means that it is easy to clean and is quite durable. It also doubles as a unique dildo; the graduated variations in the shaft make it exquisite to pump in and out of your pussy. Or be creative: grab your lover, some hot oil, and Juno and use it as a tool to treat each other to a night of sensual massage.

I give Juno two out of five stars because my PC muscles can already handle its toughest workout, but if you're willing to think outside of the box, it shows more promise.

Juno didn't really hold my attention from the beginning, and unfortunately, she hasn't gained any more points over time. She still makes her home in my large toy box, and while she comes out to play from time-to-time, she usually ends up flung across the room out of frustration (either mine or my partner's) or complete boredom because she's really not that exciting, especially if you know: (A) What Kegel muscles are; (B) How to isolate and squeeze your Kegel muscles; (C) How to have a vaginal orgasm.

I think I need a heavier PC exerciser. Hmmmmm...