Let me start this review by saying I firmly believe this toy is really designed for those of us who like our coochies shaved smooth. If you’ve got “hair down there,” I really don’t think you’re going to get the most out of this toy.

Jesse’s Vibro Pussy Sucker|Clitoral pumps: Jesse's vibro pussy sucker consists of an oval set of suction “lips” that fit over the labial and clitoral area, and have an egg inserted lengthwise through the top to provide vibrating stimulation to the entire region. The lips are also connected to a hosed, hand-held, manual suction pump that serves two purposes—it adheres the lips to the vaginal region and provides a “sucking” sensation when pumped repeatedly.

The vibrating egg is controlled by a simple hand pack and run on 2 AA batteries. The egg provides a decent amount of power at its highest setting, and is fairly quiet even when running at full speed. The hand pump is just a rubber bulb connected to a hose that can be used to draw air out of the suction lips.

I’ve heard complaints that the lips do not adhere to the flesh properly, but I didn’t have any problems with this, either with or without lube. Again, I think the suction feature of the toy works much better if you are clean-shaven down there, since it provides a more airtight seal for the lips to grab on to.

Squeezing the hand pump can also provide a pleasant sucking sensation over the entire region, and I enjoyed this feature a lot. Keep in mind, though, that pumping the bulb can break the seal and cause the suction lips to fall off, so this is not a hands-free toy. To really enjoy the sucking sensation, hold the lips in place by placing your free hand on the top of the bullet and pump away.

Jesse’s Vibro Pussy Sucker might not be the perfect toy, but I still find it an enjoyable alternative to traditional clitoral and labial stimulators. Again, I think this toy is best suited to those who “go bare down there,” since it greatly enhances the sucking sensation, which is really the main feature of the toy.

After repeated uses, my main problem with this toy is that it does not provide any direct clitoral stimulation. It vibrates and sucks the labia and clitoral regions quite nicely, but it lacks the direct vibrations that are usually required to put me over the edge. I thought this problem would be solved by another toy, the Penetrating Mini Clitoral Pump|Penetrating clitoral pump review, but that one, unfortunately, does not vibrate strongly enough. If someone could combine the best features of both of these toys, I think it would create an incredible product!