I am so glad I didn’t spend money on the Jesse Jane's clitoral pump|Clitoral pump: Jesse Jane's intimate arouser. Scratch that; I’m so glad I didn’t spend money on this torture device since that’s pretty much all it is. What a waste.

I’ll start at the top and work my way down. The bulb kept falling off. Every time I would try and do anything, I would have to hold the bulb and the hose together; not sexy. In addition, the suction doesn’t work too well. Don’t plan on trying to use any other toy with this one because it’s enough of a chore trying to keep the suction going. The suction lasts about a minute before falling off. And if you try and squeeze some more air out before it falls off, it pushes more air in and makes it fall off. Yeah. Not cool.
It does have a quick release feature that works swell. Too bad you don’t need it because the suction isn’t powerful enough to make someone want to use the quick release.

The hose is about two feet long. I don’t have any complaints about the hose. It's long enough and isn't too long.

The bottom has a turn bullet style vibrator|Shop for vibrating eggs and bullets attached to the suction cup. It’s easy enough to turn on and off and whatever, but it makes the suction even less effective when it’s vibrating. Not that the vibrating is that awesome. It couldn’t get me off. Ever.

The suction cup is shaped fine. It’s an oval and fits perfectly around the clit and nipples. Unfortunately it has built-in spikes that are, I’m guessing, supposed to stimulate. The spikes make you thank God that the suction sucks so bad that it doesn’t pull your skin up too far. Being the bright girl I am, I tried taking the bulb off and sucking the air out. You know, to see if it’ll stay. It doesn’t, by the way. Not that you would want it to. I thought it had put little holes in my clit. I thought that the spikes would feel less horrible on my nipples, but I was wrong.

Sorry kiddies, but if you’re looking to get off, look somewhere else. Don’t waste your money or time on this one.