From the moment I saw the Pirate on the website, I could not wait to get my hands (and a few other parts) on this delicious looking toy. The color alone excited me, but the promise of rotations with g-spot and clitoral stimulation had be me wet from the beginning. The day my Pirate arrived, the husband and I could not get the kids to bed early enough. As soon as hubby got the batteries installed, it was game on!

Before actually using Pirate on me, I like to play with my toys with my hands and get familiar with them. I was fascinated by the multiple speeds, and the fact that you could adjust clitoral stimulation separately from the vaginal stimulation was promising some intense orgasms.

Unfortunately, I was headed for a very big disappointment. Once we got into full play with the Pirate it became all to clear that I could not have clitoral and g-spot stimulation at the same time. We tried everything to make this work doggy style, missionary, sitting, standing you name it. Nothing made it possible for me to enjoy what I had been looking forward to.

Do not get me wrong the g-spot stimulation is fantastic, but I just happen to be a girl that needs clitoral stimulation as well. If I moved the Pirate to get clitoral stimulation the loss of g-spot stimulation stopped my orgasm. On the plus side, hubby has had a wonderful time playing with the Pirate to help me enjoy it more. So although Pirate did not help me to achieve the orgasm I wanted, the hubby had a good time and was inspired to work harder for me.

I should warn beginners that Pirate is probably not for them. The length and girth can be a little much for someone who is not used to larger toys or penises. For us more seasoned toy users, it may work for you if it lines up to give you both forms of stimulation — unfortunately I was not so lucky.