The Treeze Ribbed vibrator just might blow many vibrators out of the water. Not often can you find a vibrator that is made out of an assorted colored wood/urethane hybrid material, which is nonporous, hypoallergenic, smooth, non-toxic, phthalates free, splinter free, and waterproof. This is also a replaceable vibrator; the wooden sleeve can simply be twisted off to reveal a plain and ordinary plastic vibe. Both parts can be used separately. The plastic vibe can play more as a tease before using the rather huge and thick wooden sleeve, and both parts can be used for double penetration. What seems to continuously be a popular trend in vibrators, the Treeze Ribbed’s vibrations are multifunctional. With just the push of a press button, you can explore all 8 vibe functions. The overall package of the Treeze Ribbed also includes a padded pouch (it looks kind of plain and shoddy, but its main purpose is to protect the wooden sleeve of the vibe), a WET lubricant packet (you can use both water and silicon lubricants), and has batteries included.

For those who have never had a real hulking piece of wood inside of you, let me tell you, the combination of super hard wood plus the intense vibrations is just incredible. First, I wanted to test out the plastic vibe (just a little reminder, there might be what I call “wood powder” on the plastic vibe from when you twist off the wooden sleeve, so be sure to wipe it down before using it). With just a little bit of lube, I slid this baby inside of me. It slipped inside all smooth and slick; while I was testing out just two vibe functions alone, I was dripping wet. The vibes are rather strong, and not surprisingly, as loud as an electric razor! The first vibe is just a strong and steady vibration; the second is basically the same, just a bit lower and steady in volume and sound, the third is more escalating, the fourth feels like a roller coaster of steady thumping motions, the fifth feels and sounds like the rhythm of a power drill literally ramming into your pussy, the sixth changes from being really fast and strong to then going lower and slower, then fast and powerful again (it’s a bit of a tease, but in a good way), the seventh is just one amazing stream of thumping, escalating, pulsating rhythms, and finally the eighth feels somewhat like a combination of everything. Together, these vibes will leave you exhausted and fucked, but craving for more!

I was gagging to have the wooden sleeve on the vibe; it intensified the experience of this toy to so many levels. First off, if you thought the vibration was loud before, with the wooden sleeve, it is as loud as a grass mower (good thing it is waterproof; at this rate of sound and noise you might want to play in the shower). I also had to lube up this baby rather well; it is thick, especially at the head and at the ribbed section. At first insertion, I felt stretched instantly; as my pussy went down to the ribbed section, my legs were shaking, my body was shivering, and with just a push and shove, and a couple of pushes of the button, I came so much more than I could count! One might think the wooden sleeve would be uncomfortable; the sensation is a bit harder than what you might be used to from most materials, and might take getting used to for some, but I loved the really hard firmness of the toy against the wet juiciness of my horny cunt. The only problem was that through wood, the vibrations aren’t really that strong as they are on their own. All you hear is NOISE. It is so loud that it distracts you from really feeling the vibrations, not to mention that the wooden sleeve practically dominates the plastic sleeve and the vibrations all together. I believe that the wooden sleeve is just fine on its own; it feels incredible, a bit novel, and ultimately orgasmic through and through, in any hole.

Cleaning this vibe is a breeze; the wooden sleeve should be wiped down with water and antibacterial soap; the same for the plastic vibe. The one main flaw is that when the batteries are still in, the vibe just turns on by itself, even when the power is completely off. At least you can say that you have a haunted vibrator! Despite its very few flaws, the Treeze ribbed vibe is incredibly orgasmic, exciting, different, and definitely worth every penny.

I LOVE using this vibrator as a DP toy. Just be sure when using one or either of them anally, use a lot of lube and be careful to make sure it doesn’t get lodged in too deep or too far in; there is no flanged based on this one, but in case you don’t want to risk it, you can also buy the Treeze Butt Plugs as well. The wooden sleeve was amazing in the backside; if you like to be stretched, this one will surely do it since it is naturally thick and hard. The plastic vibe could be used in the anus if you don’t want much stretching or if you aren’t used to having something back up there. Both are great with anal, just remember to be gentle, use a lot of lube, use a condom, don't let it get lost up there, and clean thoroughly during, before, and after use. I also found the wood sleeve in itself makes a nice camouflaged erotic centerpiece when placed on let’s say a library shelf, a wooden table, just anything else that is made of wood. Plus, it is also nice to just show it off to friends, it is just one hot and fascinating toy!