When I first saw the Incognito Lipstick Vibe by Topco at my local naughty shop, I was tickled, well…pink…by the thought of concealing a sex toy in an innocuous lipstick package. I was dubious, however, as to how the toy would perform once the initial novelty of its girly camouflage wore off. How much power could such a thing pack? Is it really going to seem like a lipstick case once I get it away from the racks of super-realistic plastic cocks? Is it going to be discreet, or sound like a Boeing 747 taking off?

All those questions were answered once I got it home.

The toy is nicely packaged; no 80s porn stars with freakishly spread vaginas on it, just a plain, pink background. And this is a plus for all those women out there who are looking for a discreet vibe that doesn’t exude an aura of raunchiness. I bought the Magenta version, but it also comes in Pink. It is slightly larger than an average lipstick tube, but if you own as much makeup as I do, no one you know will look twice if they see it in a drawer or on a desk, even if its next to a real lipcolor. The top of the case comes off to reveal the “lipstick”, which is the portion of the toy I use to stimulate my clitoris, ass and nipples. (Please note, this is not a toy for anal insertion play; but it does feel nice around the outside.) The plastic is smooth, and does the job, especially when paired with a nice dildo like the Silicone Crystal Cote.

The toy operates on one AAA battery, yet packs a surprisingly powerful punch. When turned on, it sounds just about like the average cell phone set to "vibrate". Though it only operates on one speed, that speed is plenty to get me off. It can be used to stimulate not only the clitoris and outer pussy area, but also the nipples and other erogenous zones. It slides deliciously along the body when a tiny bit of lube is applied to the “lipstick”, but I’d recommend using lube sparingly on this toy as it could get messy and unmanageably slippery in a flash. The toy’s not waterproof, so make sure to remove the battery and close it tightly before cleaning.

Overall, I would recommend the Incognito Lipstick Vibe, especially to women who want a functional, discreet and girly vibe that isn’t shaped like a penis or cute, fuzzy animal.