If it breaks, I don't think I will cry.
It is a decent toy if you are just starting out, average size, waterproof, and made out of food-grade silicone which is always a plus. The vibrations are decent even if the variations aren't so varied. The toy is firm with nearly no give so if "hard as a rock" does it for you then this is the toy for you. The on and off function is incredibly convenient and the LED lights are a nice addition.
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Pros
Silicone, On and Off easy/effective, waterproof, decent vibrations, nice color, noise level very low
Cons
Toy is too firm with no give, many of the vibration settings are too similar
So, I feel like I should start this off by saying that there was quite a bit I liked about this product. First and foremost being the fact that it is made out of Food-Grade Silicone which, yay! I'm all about trying to stay safe and healthy. Also the color, Hot Pink, I mean seriously how can you go wrong with that?! Plus it is waterproof! Sex, toys, and water?!?! Count me in!
So yea, right from the start it had a bunch of awesome things going for it. It also promised to be quite the vibrating ninja, with 10 different vibration settings all the while somehow managing to stay mad-silent. And yea, it was pretty quiet I will give it that, but here is where the toy starts to disappoint.
The 10 settings nearly all felt like the same three on a really weird pseudo-fake-me-out-patterned rotation that I could never for the life of me figure out in throes of my vibrator induced frustrations, and to top it off it was never enough! While it was okay for clitoral stimulation it wasn't nearly strong enough (for me at least) when it was all up in my business. It also lacked any type of give or flexibility as it is super hard and not the good kind of hard.
On the topic of hard, hard-ons and general fun times happening below, the LED light show the vibrator puts on as it vibrates (pulsating to each different vibration setting) really does put a whole new meaning to party in ones pants, under your sheets, in the bath or really anywhere you use it; but don't go wild, it might be quiet but it's not THAT quiet. And while it is super cool to watch the different vibrations through a nice blue led light show, or see a random blue light beeping through white sheets, I would much rather have felt them...
As for size, this toy wasn't really large enough for me, esp. girth wise. The toy is around 6 inches long (5.5 insertable) and 1.5 in diameter. I also wasn't a fan of the curved g-spot stimulator at the top. Mainly because it was a bit too pointed and with no give in the toy (Since it is hard as a rock) it just ended up being uncomfortable and even bruising at times rather than stimulating.
The toy did come with a pretty informative instruction sheet which was unexpected but cool. As for the packaging... The packaging is kind of hmmmm "not-discreet" as this site would say and that is a very nice and PC way of putting it. Either way I did enjoy this toy. It is not my favorite toy, but I am not going to throw it to the wolves just yet.
So yea, right from the start it had a bunch of awesome things going for it. It also promised to be quite the vibrating ninja, with 10 different vibration settings all the while somehow managing to stay mad-silent. And yea, it was pretty quiet I will give it that, but here is where the toy starts to disappoint.
The 10 settings nearly all felt like the same three on a really weird pseudo-fake-me-out-patterned rotation that I could never for the life of me figure out in throes of my vibrator induced frustrations, and to top it off it was never enough! While it was okay for clitoral stimulation it wasn't nearly strong enough (for me at least) when it was all up in my business. It also lacked any type of give or flexibility as it is super hard and not the good kind of hard.
On the topic of hard, hard-ons and general fun times happening below, the LED light show the vibrator puts on as it vibrates (pulsating to each different vibration setting) really does put a whole new meaning to party in ones pants, under your sheets, in the bath or really anywhere you use it; but don't go wild, it might be quiet but it's not THAT quiet. And while it is super cool to watch the different vibrations through a nice blue led light show, or see a random blue light beeping through white sheets, I would much rather have felt them...
As for size, this toy wasn't really large enough for me, esp. girth wise. The toy is around 6 inches long (5.5 insertable) and 1.5 in diameter. I also wasn't a fan of the curved g-spot stimulator at the top. Mainly because it was a bit too pointed and with no give in the toy (Since it is hard as a rock) it just ended up being uncomfortable and even bruising at times rather than stimulating.
The toy did come with a pretty informative instruction sheet which was unexpected but cool. As for the packaging... The packaging is kind of hmmmm "not-discreet" as this site would say and that is a very nice and PC way of putting it. Either way I did enjoy this toy. It is not my favorite toy, but I am not going to throw it to the wolves just yet.
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