Whenever I get ANYTHING from Satisfyer, it legitimately feels like my birthday, Christmas, or whatever gift-giving holiday you want to think about. I just have to rip into the box. This toy has more of a sleek look, and, amazingly, it isn't more expensive given all the functions this has. I have the Satisfyer Pro 2; that's been my tried and true for YEARS. Ol' Faithful, never let me down, you name it. This is that, and MORE. Not only does this suck on your clit, but it also vibrates as well. That dual sensation really takes things up like 5 notches. You can control the functions via the buttons on the toy itself, OR you can go the extra mile and use the app. If you aren't familiar with the Satisfyer app, it has so many more functions than just the basic ones you get with the toy. Once you sync the toy via Bluetooth, you can choose from saved programs (including those that other users have saved that you can download), ambient noise (any noise coming in via the mic on your phone. I.e., the louder the noise, the more powerful the setting), music playlists (playing music from your phone that the app generates patterns for each specific song), or my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE, the live-action controls. With live-action, you control your toy (or toyS, because you can use multiple compatible toys with the app at once) in real-time through the app. Each function will have its own slider, so there is one setting for the vibrating function and one for the sucking function, and you can control them independently of each other. Even better, if you find your holy grail setting that you've made yourself, you can save it to your programs to use again and again.

Now to the nitty-gritty. Let me tell you when I say I saw stars, I'm not exaggerating. This is one of the most eye-rolling, back-arching, sheet-grabbing inducing toys I have EVER used. I felt like a newborn deer with noodle legs trying to get up and walk after using this. I've even found that I enjoy the sucking feeling on my nipples, so it's versatile. The only way this could get better is if it did all of my housework and shopping for me.