"Ever felt so damn hot you needed to cool down?" This is what is written on the back of the box. Well, I was intrigued as all hell...

The Touche Ice Massager is a small clitoral vibrator that you add water and freeze to use. It comes in a basic box with a window in the back so that you can see what all comes in it:

*The vibe and bullet
*The ice mold
*A cover of some kind
*An instruction booklet
*A bullet key

The grip/vibrator part has a small hole for the bullet (which is itsy bitsy and takes two watch batteries). Basically you put the grip (vibe part) into the freezer on top of the ice holder and it freezes on. Once you put the bullet in you have an ice massager, well you would if you could feel the vibrations anyway.

So how do you use this you ask? Well, just like any other bullet style vibrator, only this one is frozen. Just a tip...if you are crazy sensitive this might be too much for you, you know unless you are totally into that, in which case...never mind. Now, if you must use lube (I have no idea why you would, but whatever) use water based because the silicone grip doesn't play well with other lubricants. It would suck to ruin that part because then you could only make ice cubes and most of us don't need a vibrator do make those.

In actual use I was not very impressed. I wish I had been, but I wasn't. I could not feel any vibrations through the ice. The bullet isn't strong to begin with and once you add in the silicone around it that muffles the vibrations out then add ice on top of that you lose what little sensation there was to begin with, and that was a big ol' disappointment to me, personally. This would work for those who only like a very light buzzing, assuming they like having ice placed all over their bodies. For those who prefer a stronger vibration all this toy can offer you is temperature play, actually just cold temperature play since it is ice.

A really wonderful thing about the vibrator is the discreet quality of it. The Touche is extremely quiet, you can't even hear it under the sheets in the same room. You can even use the bullet alone and no one is going to hear what you are doing. Plus...if you have it in your freezer no one is going to be aware of what it is (this has been tested courtesy of me and my mother~in~law...you're welcome).

To clean your Touche (which is easy because the ice is what is touching you) you can use toy cleaner, alcohol or a 10% bleach solution, or you can boil it.

Overall this is an interesting toy, but not an amazing one. If you look at my video you will get a few really awesome options for filling your ice cup with (other than water), but you have to watch the video which includes a lot of extra information.

**Side note, while every body is different my ice lasted, on average, 20 minutes.

While using the Touche I had a huge mess as a result of melting ice. While this may annoy some people I was actually pleased because for once it wasn't lubricant and the water just dried up after an hour or so. No harm no foul.