My Ultimate Satisfier arrived in an oversized, dented and banged-up box covered in only a tiny plastic bag for protection and no bubble wrap or packaging paper to prevent it from rolling around inside the box. What a way to arrive in my world! Maybe they were trying to show that this is a tough, straight to the point, little frills but high on thrills vibe. To my surprise from its rocky travel, it has worked brilliantly from day one.

The Ultimate Satisfier is a basic, "cut and dry" vibe that is made of plastic, 9 inches long and tapered ~varying between 3/4 of an inch thick (the smallest width in its handle) to 1 inch thick at its base and enlarged tip. It's smooth at its tip and is textured smooth elsewhere. It takes 3 AA batteries which are NOT included. One note on the plastic is that it is a semi-clear plastic and you're able to see the inner workings of this vibe. The vibration is caused by a metal weight at the tip that spins on a spindle and is quite interesting to see at first. The speed of the vibe is technically a multi-speed and is controlled by turning the dial cap located at the bottom of the vibe. The more you turn the dial, the stronger the vibration. Now, basically there are two speeds...starts out with a medium speed, and what I call a Medium plus speed. There is no low or high on here to my estimate.

The vibe is a Latex free/Non-porous/Phthalates free/Hypo-allergenic plastic that is safe with any lube or stimulus gel you might have. Not only is the little guy durable but is quite a battery miser. I know I shouldn't be embarrassed to say, but I enjoy my "free time" and have used it numerous times, ~9 times this month without any draw-down from the batteries yet. The Satisfier is not waterproof so cleaning afterwards for me consisted of a warm damp cloth. Since I'm a believer in alcohol wipes to thoroughly clean any toy of mine, I used one of these wipes before storing. The hard plastic does not smell in anyway and will not collect lint or any foreign material, so keeping it amongst your delicates in your underwear drawer is not a problem.

I have had this vibe now for almost a month and believe in giving any new sexual enhancer "its day." I have used the Satisfier 9 times in this month and I have used it during mutual masturbation with my husband as well as solo. Husband likes to insert it into me while oral pleasing me in a 69 position, and I have used it both internally as well as concentrating it directly on my clit. Now for a novice toy user, this is a great toy. Yes, it's a little loud, but it's relatively inexpensive and will last. For me who has a moderate toy collection and has experienced different toys inside me, this one for me, if in relation to fireworks, is about as exciting as sparklers. Nice but no bottle rocket! Someone who makes this her first vibe will experience more. This will do the trick on the clit for most women. The vibration is strong enough to be effective and mild enough to not get your clit sore.

All in all, the Ultimate Satisfier is not an expensive toy, comes delivered in no special wrapping, but is worth the price. It's not the Cadillac of toys and shouldn't be expected as, but it's certainly not a Yugo either. It's the "car" vibe that's all around town...it's your base model Cavalier of vibrators. Put the batteries in and it will get you from point A to point B.

The best feature about Slim is that I don't always want girth, and this vibe's structure allows such easy entry that you hardly need to lube yourself up, you can just slide it in. The motor in the tip is also a major plus. I still use it with the same frequency.