Uma is a the perfect vibrator for someone who enjoys any level of rumbly vibrations. With the Uma, these vibrations can be applied to the clitoris, G-spot, vaginal and anal cavities. Uma is a well made, luxury product that is extremely versitile. She's waterproof, so she's not limited to the bedroom. Feel free to take her to the shower, tub, or pool. Because of how quiet she is, she's appealing to those who have roommates or children running around. She's also fun and easy to use by yourself or with your partner. Sometimes we get awkward shaped toys that don't play so well with a third person. You won't have that problem with Uma.

I also think Uma would make a great toy for beginners. Although she's expensive, Uma is a great investment... as long as you know that you like RUMBLY vibrations. She does have very strong vibrations, but she also has a wide range of vibrations. Those who are more sensitive should still enjoy this toy along with the quality that it provides.

She's cute, too. EdenFantasys carries Uma in purple, lavender, and the one that I chose, fuchsia.

Uma is made of silicone which is a non-porous, hypoallergenic, latex and phthalates free, food-grade material. It's very soft and velvety to the touch, feeling wonderful against the skin. Uma isn't flexible and will not bend. Although it does have a bit of drag to it, a little bit of water based lubricant should help with that. Water based lubricant is the only type of lubricant that you can use with Uma. Always remember that silicone lube can harm your silicone toys.

Silicone has no taste or odor and is one of the most body safe materials on the sex toy market.

Manufactured by Je Joue, Uma is sleek and discreet. It has an ergonomic, curved shape and oval ends. It's designed to provide added stimulation to the vaginal entrance and the G-spot. One of the oval ends has a circumference of 4 1/2 inches. While Uma slims a bit in the middle to about 3 inches, she flares again into another wider, oval-shape, 5 1/2 inch base that holds her controls. Her total length is a little over 7 inches, insertable length is 4 - 5 inches, circumference is 4 1/2 inches, and weight is 0.75 lb

Uma is rechargable via her magnetic charging dock located at the end of the toy. When you place Uma's dock close to her buttons you'll feel the pull. When Uma is charging the Je Joue heart will flash. When Uma is finished charging the heart will have a steady glow until it's removed from its dock. Two hours of charging gives you two hours of play time with Uma. Don't use Uma while she's charging.

Although Uma's vibrations are mostly felt at the end of the toy, she can leave you with tingly fingers if you use her for a while. That's a small price to pay for how strong her vibrations are. Uma is also waterproof, so feel free to enjoy her vibrations and pulsations the shower, bathtub, or pool.

Although Uma is discreet and doesn't look like your typical phallic-shaped vibrator, leave her out and exposed at your own risk. She comes with such a nice storage box and her silicone is known to be such a lint and dust magnet, you might as well keep her tucked away.

Uma is a very well-made vibrator. She has no seems and everything comes together perfectly around her controls.

Uma's controls are very easily accessible during play. Some people have had an issue with the Je Joue buttons, but I never have. Personally, I'd much rather have a button that's a bit harder to push rather than one that easily jumps around during play. That can be extremely frustrating while you're trying to get off.

Controls:
1. To turn Uma on, press the (+) button and hold for three seconds.
2. Also, use the (+) button to increase the vibration level.
3. To turn Uma off, press the (-) button and hold down for three seconds for an instant shut-off.
4. Also, use the (-) button to decrease the vibration level.
5. Use the (~) button to scroll through the seven different pulse patterns

Cleaning Uma is very easy. Warm antibacterial soap and water is all you need to give Uma a good cleaning. It's helpful that Uma is waterproof because she can be submerged. It's always a good idea to clean Uma before and after each use. Her silicone tends to pick up hair, lint, and fuzzies from almost everywhere, so keeping her stored in a safe place, away from everything is a good idea.

Just a reminder, silicone toys aren't supposed to be stored with other silicone toys. It can cause them to melt. No one wants a damaged toy!

Uma comes packaged in a discreet black box that can be used to store your toy in to keep her safe from damage. She comes uncharged, so you'll have to charge her up when you get her. Inside her box you'll also find her charger and an information booklet. This box is wrapped in cellophane.

The black box is inside a pink and white Je Joue box. The Je Joue box includes a full sized photo of Uma on one side, a snippet of information in six different languages on another side, and product information on the ends. It's very informative, recyclable, and still tasteful.

Je Joue warrants Uma for one year from the date of original purchase.

Some back-story: A while back, I got Fifi. Fifi is Uma's "Rabbit version." I was so excited. I had only had one rabbit vibrator before Fifi, and it knocked me over with orgasms. Sooooo, when I got FiFi I thought I was going to cum so hard that the world was going to end. Unfortunately, Fifi didn't fit my body. Fifi is a wonderfully made piece of sex toy magnificence, but not for those bodies she does not anatomically fit with. The day I found that out you could hear me my crying in the streets like a wounded animal.
It was quite unfortunate.
I mourned.
I pouted.
I was hesitant about Uma. She was so much like Fifi. Could she be trusted to pick up where FiFi didn't fit me?

YES!

Uma got exactly the two hours of charging time she needed before I yanked her off her port and stuck her inside me. The Husband wanted to know what all the excited squealing was about.

ME: Nothing!

I just slammed the door and took a seat on the edge of the tub. I turned Uma all the way up, and in she went.

The Husband: Is this that thing that came in the box today?

Me: No! Go away!

The Husband: -short pause- I bet it is...

Meanwhile, I'm deep breathing through my first orgasm, working on my second, and grasping for something to hold on to so that I don't fall on the floor. For some reason, I'm trying to think of something to say in my review as I'm cumming. I can think of nothing but "Oh God, it makes you CUM,","It takes more than that to write a good review," and "You've been reviewing too much!"

The Husband: What ARE you doing?

ME: I'M WRITING A REVIEW!