Huge Disappointment

The product may be small and quiet but not even worth a penny. The material is rubber, but the instructions failed to mention not to use silicone lube with it. I also wish the tongue had movement.
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Pros
Small, quiet
Cons
Material, vibrations are weak, no movement
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
When I first saw this toy, I thought it was exactly what I was looking for but was sadly disappointed, almost right away. The rubber felt close to real skin, even being pink helped, but the rubber was a little "off."

The vibrator sucked. It was weak and continuously fell out the back of the toy. What's worse is that any lube or water that touched it just seemed to "melt" the rubber of the toy. It definitely wasn't worth what I spent on it. The tongue was stationary and didn't feel real when in use. I was so excited to receive this but then I was ultimately bummed out. It wasn't what I thought it would be like at all. It needs to provide more than a weak vibration. I wish it had had multiple speeds, that the vibrator stayed in place, that the tongue moved and that the material were different. It was completely useless.

I tried using it with other toys and nothing seemed to work. It was weak and just sucked. It left me wanting more. When I bought a tongue tickler, I was hoping it'd tickle my clit the way all women want! The only plus was that it was small and easy to hide away when not in use. It was also quiet. Out of any and all toys, this would be the toy that I would pay people to stay away from. In my opinion, any and all other toys would be more appealing and enjoyable. Out of five stars or even ten, I'd give this product a negative 100. I wish there had been a way for me to have returned it and gotten my money back. Like I said in the title, it was just one huge disappointment.

Don't buy this toy, and if you're going to buy something similar, read all reviews and make sure it's worth the money the seller is asking.
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  • Contributor: travelnurse
    Thanks for the info
  • Contributor: js250
    Thank you for the honest review. Welcome to EF--I am always glad to see new reviewers!! I would suggest more product details and possibly using an Extended Template to help gather the information. I love your writing style, it is very easy to read and interesting!!
  • Contributor: purpleflower1972
    Thanks
  • Contributor: bog
    Welcome to Edenfantasys!
  • Contributor: ChubbyNerd
    This looks really creepy!
  • Contributor: surreptitious
    I definitely don't think that I'd want to be using something that "melted." Congrats on writing your first review!
  • Contributor: married with children
    welcome to eden, thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: KrissyNovacaine
    This looks creepy to me! Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: K101
    Really useful first review! Congrats on it. I enjoyed reading it & I like that you noted the things that made this un-satisfying for you. What a bummer. The material sounds like a nightmare & that's awful that the bullet kept falling out. It also seems strange to me that there isn't any type of movement. That seems to be the reason most people (including me) would even be interested in this. Thanks for the heads up, though. I have the Sqweel2, which isn't exactly an oral replacement at all, but it does deliver some pretty awesome sensations! You should check it out. The little "flappers" turn on a wheel and just lightly (or not so lightly, depending on the speed Lol) flick the clitoris. It might be something you like better than this.

    Well, I am so looking forward to future reviews from you! I really liked this one.
  • Contributor: edeneve
    good start at reviewing. more product details would help.
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