The Gyrating Massager is a traditional vibe that offers strong vibrations that are not quiet gyrations, but still feel nice. Most will be able to enjoy this externally, while it might be a bit too hard and uncomfortable to use internally for some.

As long as you get a working model then this toy should please the power queen inside of you. It is also a nice size for the size queen, but its smooth texture and subtle curves make it great for those who want something a little less intimidating. It gets three stars due to the malfunctioning on mine. Trust me, there is nothing more annoying than losing power when you are ready to climax.

The Gyrating Massager is a thick, plastic vibrator with a dial base and three levels of vibration. It takes C batteries, and accordingly, the highest level of vibration is freakishly loud and intense. Contrary to its name, the Gyrating Massager does not "gyrate." It is, however, an interesting introduction into thicker toys, if you avoid the highest level.