Don’t bother reading this review. Don’t waste your time. Just stop thinking about buying this toy and go back to the product page and add this to your cart immediately. This is an awesome toy.

This is a clitoral vibrator intended to be used externally. The size of the toy might lead you to believe it would be used internally, but the shape of the toy makes it unsuitable for penetration. The little nub on the back would feel quite odd. If I had to think of a complaint against this toy, it would probably be the unnecessary size. It isn’t strictly the volume of the toy, but the way the volume is distributed. It would be one thing if it were a very wide toy that offered broad vibrations. Instead, it’s a narrow and unnecessarily long toy. Perhaps if it were even long enough that you didn’t feel the vibrations in your hand while holding it, it would be worth it, but actually the vibrations are almost as strong on the part you hold as the part that you hold to your clit.

I think the entire shape of the toy is odd. I don’t find the nub to be quite pleasurable. It’s too pointy and hard and feels unpleasant for clitoral use. I’m not quite sure why they included the scoop part.

But don’t let these critiques scare you: this toy is a powerhouse of deep, rumbly vibes. I have never had a stronger toy for its price. The satiny finish of the plastic is just another great point. I will take vibrations in my hand if it means that they’re as strong as they are. And boy are they strong. I think this toy is probably a 4 in the buzz. It’s a little loud and is probably a 3.5 or 4 on the buzz scale.

All you need to know about this toy is that it’s a cheap buy with some expensive rumbly vibrations.