Happy Hooters female comfort lotion's purpose is to help prevent schaffing and sweating in the breast area (boob sweat) or any problem area on the body. This doesn't necessarily have to be limited to females alone, males can use this if desired but there is a product designed for males called Nice Nuggets which is promoted for the testicular area. This could be excellent for anyone who has issues like "boob sweat" during social events or for those who seek more comfort during work outs. I would say this would be great for those of us who wear underwire bras as well or who have large breasts as schaffing occurs often in these cases. The only product interaction concern I noted was an ingredient called colloidal silver which has been noted in the medical community to have several interactions with medications such as antibiotics and this product's ingredients should be researched with potential interactions prior to use.

To Use: Apply a quarter size amount to desired area after bathing as needed.

The texture is only slightly runny so this lotion will go on thin and a small amount will cover a large area. The lotion isn't in the least sticky and it dries quickly after contact with skin. After it dries the skin is left smooth and it doesn't feel like product is on the body; there's no sticky or greasy feeling left after use.

The aroma is medium strenghth; it's not a weak smell but not too overpowering. It is parfumed but the product scent is not named and the scent is not familiar so unfortunately I can't be as specific as I'd like to tell you what it smells identical to. It doesn't smell very floral or girly, the smell is a bit masculine.

The life of the product on the skin will determine on your activity levels. I've noticed less sweating and alot less schaffing during workouts when I used the Happy Hooters comfort lotion. Depending on the amount of how active you are you may need to reapply or use less. A simple bath or shower will remove any lotion. I've noticed when I increase my activity levels I've sweated off the lotion, so monitor how much you need. The performance is pretty well, again it's based on your activity and the smell isn't overpowering, but I don't like that the smell is masculine. My skin feels smoother after use and I don't have to deal with "underboob" schaffing, so it does its job pretty well.

The lotion bottle is a thin black bottle roughly the size of one's hand from wrist to finger tip. This is not discreet because of the words "happy hooters" written on the bottle and the impression of white and pink breasts drawn just beneath that label. The size is travel friendly but again, not discreet. The lotion is easy to dispense with the pop-top but the lotion is thin so too much can pour out. There isn't information on the bottle that describes what it is used for, only instructions and ingredients are labeled.

It has an expiration date! If you're like me and you have your bathroom shelves stocked full of beauty products collected over the years you may know the annoyance of trying to guess when something may expire. Unlike the goodies we all stock in the fridge that have expiration dates most bath and beauty products don't have this information printed somewhere on the bottle but this lotion does.

A little tip: The liquid is a bit runny so I would advise against tipping the bottle down to pour; instead tilt it to the side to prevent excessive pouring.