Get It While It's HOT!

I was almost positive that this was going to bring me perfect clitoral stimulation. Instead, I was very disappointed with this toy. Between the motor running hot during play and the vibrations numbing the hands, this toy did not work well for me.
Published:
Pros
-Strong Vibrations
Cons
-Vibrations felt throughout the toy.
-Hand numbing
-Toy gets VERY hot.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The Clitoral Hummer is designed for those interested in a multi-functioning clitoral stimulator. If you have a sensitive clitoris or even if you need major vibrations, the Clitoral Hummer might be worth trying. If using this product alone makes you feel more comfortable, feel free. Introducing it into foreplay with your lover is a great idea. The vibrator does have some small design issues that can easily be overcome when used by a partner.

The Clitoral Hummer isn't discreet. It looks a bit like a vibrator with a tiny horn. It is on the quiet side, though. You can't hear it through a closed door, regardless of what function it's on. That means it's one of the better choices when it comes to a roommate/dorm living situation.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Clitoral Hummer is made of PU coated plastic. It's latex and phthalates free. It rates a "7" on EdenFantasys Material Safety Scale. "1" being the least safe and "10" being the safest.

It's very smooth and velvety. There's no give or flexibility to the Clitoral Hummer. There's no odor or taste to the toy, either.

Water and silicone based lubricants are the way to go with toys coated in PU plastic.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Clitoral Hummer's vibrations can be felt throughout the toy. While the main focus is on the end of the vibrator, it can have some hand-numbing effects.






The 'scoop' is oval in shape. It’s almost 2 inches from top to bottom. On the opposite side of the toy, the "horn" extends upwards in a curve at about a half an inch. The total length of the Clitoral Hummer from the base of the toy to the tip of the horn is about 7.5 inches long. The circumference is 4 inches. The diameter is 1 1/4 inches. The weight is .3lbs. Its insertable length is about 6.5 inches. Let's not insert it past the large silver band (screw-point for the batteries,) shall we?

Speaking of batteries, it takes two AA's. They slip easily into the base of the vibrator where it unscrews to hold them. Always remember to remove your batteries from your toys when you're not using them to ensure a longer life for your toy. No one likes being ready for the sexy times, only to find that their favorite toy is dead.

Thanks to that nice little rubber band that circles around the battery enclosure, you can consider it waterproof. Just screw you Clitoral Hummer closed tightly.
    • Partner play
    • Waterproof

Functions / Performance / Controls

At the end of your vibrator, you'll find a single button which you will use to control all the functions and vibrations for your Clitoral Hummer.



1. Quick pulse on level 1
2. Long pulse on level 2 separated by a quick pulse on level 1
3. Two quick pulses on level 2. Long pulse on level 3
4. Short climaxing bursts from bottom to top levels
5 Taking turns escalating with two bursts in between each pattern
6. Escalates to top vibration. Two bursts. Slows to an almost stop. Bursts twice. Repeats
7. Acceleration bursts. Escalates to its highest point. Stops. Repeats
8. Solid vibration on 2
9. Solid vibration on 3
10. Solid vibration on 4

Hold the button down for four seconds and your toy will shut off. The Clitoral Hummer also contains a memory chip inside it. When you turn it back on, it will be on the exact function that you left it on.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Since the Clitoral Hummer is waterproof, submerging it during cleaning is fine. Antibacterial soap and warm water will clean your toy nicely, too. Feel free to use toy wipes if you'd prefer. When it comes to storing your product, Edenfantasys has some great storage options.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Clitoral Hummer comes in a clear, plastic packaging. Although it's recyclable, it's not good for much else. It did include information advertising the product as being: 10 function, waterproof, safe & pure, and as having a state-of-the-art memory chip.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative

Personal comments

If you intend on taking your time to experience all that the Clitoral Hummer has to offer, be warned that the toy will become hot. If you're one of those people who like to take their time with their pleasure, take caution with this product. It can only go for so long before it needs a break to cool down. Within five minutes of my testing the functions of this product, the head had already become warm to the touch.

Experience

Cal Exotics designed the Clitoral Hummer with "10 intense functions of gyrating action." I'm not sure if I'm supposed to gyrate, or what. Regardless, here we go. Let's start with the star of the show, which seems to be the "scoop." The scoop is fashioned in such a way that it's intended to lovingly cup your clitoris. Even if the vibrations are not directly hitting your special love button, they will still get the job done. That being said, when the vibrations take off, they can be felt so strongly throughout the shaft and into your hand that you really have trouble telling which direction the scoop is facing. I love the rumbling vibrations of the Hitachi, and even I had issues with this toy getting away with me. I tried the “horned" end, and had the same problem. It was like a jack-hammer effect. I couldn't hold the thing still enough to get the vibrations concentrated on the spot that I wanted.
Follow-up commentary
To be honest, the horn on this thing never did sit right with me. I've tried this quite a few times but the motor seems too big for the vibrator's britches. I wasn't able to comfortable hold the Clitoral Hummer so that the 'scoop' was able to cup my clit. When I first saw this toy, I imagined extreme pleasure. Unfortunately, it kind of over-delivered, but not via orgasm.
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  • Contributor: Trixxxy
    Really good review(:
  • Contributor: minstrel69
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: captainsgirl
    thank you
  • Contributor: ms69420
    good pics
  • Contributor: snowminx
    You gave it a two, did you ever really like it in the first place?
  • Contributor: hillys
    Thank you
  • Contributor: B. Loved
    I would hate top have to stop a session because my vibrator was overheating! Thank you for reviewing.
  • Contributor: eroticmutt
    Thank you for the review, sorry to hear this one wasn't a good choice for you. I wonder whether everyone's had a problem with theirs overheating?
  • Contributor: GirlOnGirl
    Great review and pics, thanks!
  • Contributor: citychic2
    hi! i liked your review but was wondering what the toy on the right side in the picture where all three are in a row is. it's all the way on the right and it looks like it has a flat circle top. is this from eden? thanks
  • Contributor: JADE76
    great review
  • Contributor: maxwe
    how warm is warm? like burning or just too warm for your comfort personally? sorry it didnt work out
  • Contributor: symbiasin
    Thanks for the complete review!
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