The New Intimacy

Nipple and clit clamps
by Goldart International Inc

Frustration At Its Finest

The Labia Clip is beautiful but absolutely frustrating. When I look for genital jewelry, I look for something that is easy to on by myself. Unfortunately, this requires partner involvement and once it's finally on sex is out of the question... unless you don't mind taking the clip back off.
Published:
Pros
A very pretty, pale gold color.
Cons
Impossible to put on, improper fit, metal requires bending which leaves the clip misshapen.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
Read the entire review
Experience
When my husband finally had it on, I was exhausted and sex was the furthest thing from my mind. But guess what? Because of how long it is, sex was impossible. In order for penetration to occur you need to pull the sides open and back and once that happens, the clip falls completely off. Sex just can't be done with the Labia Clip.
Follow-up commentary
Useless. Oh god, I hate to use that word... the same with crap, garbage, junk, trash, waste.... you get my point.

I had high hopes that I could bend or contort this into the right shape to fit against my anatomy, but it now it is just gold-colored twisted metal. I can't do anything with it, even my husband with his artisan hands couldn't make this into something other than what it was... an ill-fitting piece of "jewelry".. and by "ill-fitting", I mean not even remotely close.

I hate giving such negative remarks but the Labia clip has broken my heart.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

EdenFantasys Review Program

  • Get Free Toys
  • Enjoy Special Deals
Become a Reviewer
Comments
Subscribe to comments
  • Contributor: Sammi
    That's too bad. This is really pretty. I've thought about getting one of these, but I don't think I'd have the patience or any luck.
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Snappy
    Thanks for saving us the frustration that you experienced.
  • Contributor: Lithaewyn
    Thanks for the review. This piece is really beautiful so it's a shame it doesn't work better.
  • Contributor: Nashville
    Sammi, I recommend a smaller one intended just for your clitoris. When you include your labia it just becomes too much of a hassle.
  • Contributor: Nashville
    Snappy, that's what I'm here for!
  • Contributor: Nashville
    Lith, I had high expectations, I thought that it would deliver. I was more disappointed than anyone could have been that it fell short.
  • Contributor: Carrie Ann
    See? I knew there was a reason I always avoided these!

    p.s. It looks awful pretty, though Smile
  • Contributor: Nashville
    It was a very pretty product but a total WOT.
  • Contributor: Liz2
    Looks great but to me they seem to deliver frustration and pain. My b/f would give up before he got this on me! LOL.
  • Contributor: Nashville
    In this case, your bf sounds smart! Smile lol.
  • Contributor: SatisfiedWife
    What a bummer, because it's so pretty! Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    This is so interesting!
  • Contributor: CanMan
    looks sexy... But it stinks that it is cheap..
  • Contributor: Sunrise
    Good job!
  • Contributor: Mr. Poopy Pants
    Thanks for the review!
Forum
No discussions yet.
Thank you for viewing Labia clip – nipple and clit clamps review page!