Bgee! I just love the name. It sounds like an expression of joy. I suppose it kinda is.

I’m sure it’s a unifying theme of the sex toy shopper – there’s always one toy you are drawn to, that you don’t quite convince yourself to buy. For me, it was the Bgee. I liked the shape of it, and the slimness. But... I’ve been burned more than once with vibrators, especially vibrators I bought just because I was curious.

I’m glad Edenfantasys has a review system. It’s so useful, most of the vibrators I ‘wasted’ money on, I could have avoided with ease with a review system in place. So, a quick thank you to Eden and I’m off...

I did not buy the Bgee because of Eden, I bought the Bgee because I walked into a toy store and there was a toy on display, and I vaguely recognized a shape I liked, picked it up, turned it on, and went, “oooo”.

It’s worth noting, the plain cardboard box (nothing velvety here) I have in hand claims it uses AA batteries, while it actually uses AAA batteries. Also, my box reads ‘silver’, Eden reads ‘grey’, and I actually see bone ivory, so I’m not positive all the colors hold true to their description. I like the bone ivory, I selected it because the shape of the vibrator actually reminds me of bones, and I thought that was pretty cool.

The Bgee is capable of various degrees of strength, as it has a dial base. The highest power is not going to knock your socks off, but I know my body, and ‘knock your socks off’ speeds rarely knock mine off. I like slower, deeper, thuddier vibes. I like being able to feel it move and thunk. The Bgee’s vibrations|Bgee G-spot vibrator are concentrated quite densely at the tip, however it does travel up so that the whole thing vibrates. The vibrations *are* strong, but it probably won’t please a power queen.

The noise it produces isn’t all that bad, either. It’s easily covered up by a blanket. It just hums.

I like the shape, yes it’s straight and slim, but the very tip of it has a rather severe angle, which easily comes into contact with the topmost part of your opening. It’s sort of like a very, very firm finger point in that respect. It reaches your G-spot, no matter where it is|What and Where? G-Spot 101 Guide, because it’s reasonably long and you can position it at any depth you like while inside, due to the vibes being focused at the point.

One nice thing about the shape, it does not easily expel out of your body when you clench up. The angle of the head... sort of digs in and holds true. This allows me to go ‘hands free’ with the vibe and ignore it while I busy myself with whatever other stimulation I currently prefer. SO, if you know where your g-spot is, you can likely place it where it’ll do the most good, and just leave it. Unfortunately, I do not know where my g-spot is.

However, since the Bgee is so slim, it’s highly suitable for thrusting. I don’t really enjoy vigorous thrusting with it, but you might. When you thrust with the Bgee, the tip of the Bgee digs in the strongest and drags the hardest, and I have to be in the right sort of mood for that.

I think that the Bgee will be worth the most to those who know where their g-spot is. The fine point of the Bgee is quite unyielding, and it vibrates reasonably strongly. The very tip of the Bgee is quite precise, so if you actually know where your G is... it can rock it pretty hard.

Thankfully, it’s not really limited to only those who know where their g-spot is. The box claims that it’s been made for people like me, who are seeking their g-spot. It is a bit finger like, being barely wider than its battery size, and it is respectably vibratory. Unfortunately, it hasn’t worked that magic for me yet.

But it *is* fun. I don’t know how complimentary it is to describe an insertable vibrator as ‘relaxing’, but it is. It’s stimulating, comfortable, velvety, focused, and relatively inexpensive and easy to care for since it’s plastic. Soap and toy cleaner are both safe, and since it’s waterproof (I played with it in the bathtub! Not sexually, I spun it in circles and watched the waves radiate all over the place like a sexy baton), it’s very simple to care for, but it’s not really recommended you share it without a condom or other nonporous shield.

I’m using this vibe a great deal, simply because it’s so easy to use and clean, in conjunction to being reasonably discrete.

After about a month of ownership, I still quite like using this vibe... it's just very convenient. It's low level of noise makes it quite easy to use discretely, and its size and length makes it very good for clitoral stimulation as well as g-spot stimulation.

However, I think that this vibe may be a battery eater... I'm not entirely sure. At this point, it's the only toy I own which operates off AAA batteries, and it's gone through a set awful quick by my measure. I've really only used it a few times over the weeks, and I've removed the batteries about half the time, and used the same batteries each time. I'd say that I got about 4 hours use out of the same set of batteries, which isn't all that impressive.

I've noticed that vibrator head twitches from side to side when it vibrates, which may be the crucial difference which makes me return to it so often and continue using it. The vibes are weaker, but my body feels like it's doing something interesting down there.

Also, I confess I am not always, 100% careful with all my toys all the time, but even so, the lovely bone-ivory color that I've gotten a bit attached to has developed two rather inky looking stains on it, which does not come off with soap and water or toy cleaner. I have not tried anything stronger on it yet, but I figured it bore mentioning. The staining seems to simply be cosmetic, and really it's so pale I should have expected it and been a little more gentle with it.... It's lame, but not enough to make me regret buying it.

Really, it's the battery life of my vibe that's kinda bumming me out. 4 hours of use? I had better results with the CROTCH massager.... -_-

Still a 3 Star vibe in my book, but the tiny little cons are starting to make it seem as though I'm holding onto that rating out of pure sentiment alone.