It's finally here! The best oral simulator to date. The tongue has nothing on this!

Sqweel is the most unique sex toy you will find on the market. It doesn't vibrate, it doesn't rotate, and it doesn't leave you disappointed. You can't insert it and you can't take it in the shower, but it makes up for that and more with its 10 lapping tongues.

** Design **

Sqweel consists of a velvety plastic shell that encases a wheel of tongues that spin around over and over and over again. It has 3 wonderful speeds that range from a slow, teasing to lick to the fastest flicker you will ever experience.

The shell is about 5 inches long and is a bit wider than the average hand. The top comes off to reveal the tongues, and clips back on to keep them safe from collecting dirt or debris during storage.

The batteries rest in the bottom of the shell under a simple slip cover that, unfortunately, prevents this toy from being waterproof: The motor and batteries are not protected by any seals.

How do you use this when you are sopping wet, then? How do you clean it? Well, the tongues are removable and can get wet or submersed for cleaning.

There are 3 interchangeable wheels available that you can switch out with the original: studded, nubbed, and wavy. The studded consists of 3 rows of small spikes, the nubbed consists of larger bumps surrounded by 2 rows of spikes, and the wavy has two rows of wavy TPR with small spikes in the middle.

Now spikes don't sound too appealing, but if they come up with different textured tongues that would be awesome (IE bumps on the tongues like taste buds or wider tongues).

** Function **

There are 3 speed settings for the Sqweel that make the tongues rotate to resemble a lapping motion. They work pretty damn good and do feel real:

The slowest setting is best for the more sensitive or those who want to work up a good orgasm. It goes quite fast.

The second setting, and my favorite, goes a little bit faster and represents a steady lapping motion that recreates the feeling of a fast flickering tongue.

The third speed works great for getting yourself excited fast. If you want a nice quick orgasm, start with this setting and work your way to the second one.

3 AAA batteries are all you need to make a night of orgasms, and the motor doesn't overheat after a long time of use. Unlike the real thing, Sqweel does not tire easily.

The way the Sqweel is set up is pretty functional. The small, round case is easy to hold in one's hand and can be maneuvered well. It can be turned in many different ways to generate many different combinations of stimulation (IE sideways licking, upside down licking, diagonal licking).

** Material and Care **

The Sqweel consists of 10 small TPR tongues on a wheel that are enclosed by a velvety plastic case.

The plastic is easy to clean: just wipe down with a damp cloth. The inside of the case is a little bit trickier because you don't want to get the motor/battery area wet. I found that if you don't put lube inside of the tongues while they rotate you will have less mess. A toy wipe (or baby wipe) would be best to get the little corners and nooks cleaned out, while a nice damp cloth can finish the job.

The wheel of tongues itself can be fully submersed for cleaning. Wash with soap and warm water and make sure to let it dry out completely before putting it back inside of the case to prevent water damage. If you get real messy, make sure you wipe each tongue down good to get all the lube off!

** Performance **

Sqweel does take some adjustment to get used to, but the orgasms are completely worth the work. To use this, simply turn it on and put it where you want it! The tongues feel amazing and it may take some time for you to figure out how it works best for you.

I find it works best for me when I hold it diagonally against my clitoris. It can be moved up and down, side to side, and any other way you can think of. The only down side is you can't apply much pressure or else the tongues will stop.

I really wish that the other side of the tongues can be felt. It is hard to explain, but I demonstrate it in my video review. The "bottom" of the tongues are what you feel, no matter what way you use this. You can't turn the wheel around to feel the "top" side because it only goes into the case one way.

It also takes some time to work yourself up to the awesome orgasm you can get from using this. If you want fast orgasms you won't be happy with Sqweel. If you are willing to take the time to get a good thing going, go for this!

** Traveling/Discretion **

Well this is obviously a sex toy; if you take the top off of the case. If you leave the top on then no one can tell what it is. It could be a CD case for all anyone knows!

This is a pretty decent size but it will still work for traveling. It can be quite loud so I would be careful if there are roomies present!