I decided my stimulus check ought to stimulate my clit. After looking though a number of new vibrators, I decided to try the Femblossom|Femblossom - Massager by Emotional Bliss. I was looking for hard and direct clit stimulation, as well as a toy that would make my entire labia feel fabulous. Although I love my bullet vibrator, I wanted a toy that didn’t require batteries and didn’t need to be plugged in for use. Emotional Bliss’ Femblossom|Femblossom review was the answer to my orgasmic dreams.

After taking it out of the box, it needed to be charged for an hour or so- just enough time to eat dinner and make my bedroom sexy for some alone time with myself. There is no guessing on when the Femblossom is fully charged and ready to go. It has a light that indicates when it’s fully charged and when it needs to be charged. Two clicks of the power button, one of three buttons on my new toy, and I was ready to go. The first setting is called “constant mode.” At three different speeds, “constant mode” does exactly what it sounds like it does at 80Hz, 120Hz, and a magnificent 150Hz. A button with a plus sign increases the vibration, while the button with the minus sign decreases vibration. From the constant mode, press the power button once and you’re in the second setting, where the vibrator pulses at 80, 120, and 150Hz. The next setting provides a vibration that gradually increases. Hit the button with the plus sign on it and you’re on the third setting, called “strong triangle.” This mode gently increases, plateaus, and then decreases back to a soft vibration. Hit the plus button one last time and the Femblossom pulses strongly and quickly two times, followed by two more pluses that last longer than the first two. During use, the buttons were easy to find and push.

For me, strong vibration is the most important factor in a toy. The Femblossom definitely delivered on strong vibration. Each setting has a different feel depending on what state of arousal you are in. The “strong triangle,” for example, felt completely different at the beginning of my self lovin’ time than it did at the end. I love that the Femblossom provides a range of intensities in vibration. Each setting is delicious. I love that I don’t have to mess with batteries or cords. It was also very easy to clean with unscented soap and water.

I don’t mind a louder toy, especially if it’s vibrating hard, but if you are concerned about noise then you might check out the Nea by Lelo|Nea Lelo massager review.

This is still one of my favorite toys. I love the shape and the various vibration speeds. I have, however, found this toy difficult to use a barrier with. I'm sure you could stretch a condom over it's cupping shape, but I've chosen to use it only with myself and clean it really well between use. If you're looking for a toy that you anticipate wanting to use a barrier on, the unusual shape of this toy might be a deterrent to use with a partner.