At first glance, this looked like little more than another corded toy that was going to sit buried in my toybox. It was free, so I wasn't really paying attention to it. Then I used it. OhDearSweetDeity, this thing put me over the edge so quickly I damn near forgot my name. When I want to cum and not spend a lot of time getting there, this is my go-to guy.

Made of ABS plastic with PU coat, my favorite little bullet is Phthalate-free, non-porous, and has a nice velvety texture. It has a safety rating of 7.

This baby is 3.5" in circumference and length, and it curls up a bit at the end. It's corded to a controller that takes 2 AA batteries. The buttons are nicely textured, so while in the throes of "omfg, that feels goooooood" you can manage to cycle through the different settings.

The Xtreme Pack g-spot bullet is curved at the tip to reach that magic wonderland called the G-Spot. I've yet to venture there with this baby.. simply because we like to park it near Clitoris Falls. For insertion, I like a little more girth. For sheer clitoral stimulation, though, this is IT. I have never cum so hard in my entire life. The sheer force of my orgasm makes the bullet throb as if it's attached to some teenage boy's thumping bass stereo and not a little unassuming controller powered by AA batteries. It's fantastic for assplay, too.. but there are a few drawbacks which I'll cover in the care and maintenance section.

Basic soap and water, or a good toy cleaner, works well. You can't submerge it, but a quick rinse under the tap will work fine. Now, to the big NEG I have with this toy. The damn seam! I hate that seam! I look at it and wonder what kind of nasty microbes are living in there. (Okay, I'm a clean person, so there are likely none at all.. but still!!) After each use and cleaning, I'll take a piece of tissue and use my fingernail to run around the seam (all the while cursing it to hell and back). While good for assplay, I can't get the full oomph I'd go for insertion-wise if it weren't for that seam. I have to hold back. Boo.