I didn't expect to receive it.

I wasn't even serious when I asked for it.

And I still can't believe I've got it.

I can't believe the price, either, although I've seen bags that I drool for that cost twice as much as this little baby, and dollar for dollar and thrust for thrust, this is a far better deal.

The shape is divine, the size is exquisite... but the weight is what impressed me the most. The specifics are elsewhere but let me just tell you this. It is the first dildo I have ever met that actually felt like the real thing. And before you say anything about stainless steel, if you have never experienced it, you should. It warms to your body temp, then a little more besides. Just like the real thing, again.

Except this one is reversible, and you will never doubt your g-spot again. It found it without a qualm, and all I had to do was hold on.

Five insertable inches ought to satisfy most of your cravings, and there's a thickness that doesn't leave much room for error, either. Indeed, personally, I might have welcomed a little less, at least to begin with. But only to begin with. After a while, it feels as though the very material has melded with your flesh... just like the real thing again!

Pricing aside, because this is an extravagance (and then some), I can't think of any toy I would recommend higher than Olga, and the rest of my toys are already looking like they're going to be gathering cobwebs for a while. She (I don't know why, and it might be her name, but she feels like a she to me) may not be perfect for every opportunity, and she definitely won't work for oral play. But when the night is long, the man is tired, and you just need a little extra something, Olga will leave you feeling like a Queen.