Let's get the technical stuff out of the way. The dream kisser came in Eden's nondescript box, packed with paper and in its own plastic-wrapped box. Included with the toy were its charging cord and a small instructional booklet. The toy itself feels like standard silicone (standard, not in a bad way, just as a good sex toy should feel). On the handle, there are 3 buttons: the main button that looks like a diamond, another above it, and the last one below. The main button controls the power by pressing and holding it for about 3 seconds. Holding the toy upright, the top button controls the clit attachment. Appendage? Whatever you want to call it. The bottom button controls the shaft. When charging, the diamond button will blink and then glow a solid white once fully charged. While the toy itself vibrates, the clit arm sucks in the most literal way possible it actually has a little cup that's supposed to fit over your clit. There's actually a little hole in the center of the cup and another on the underside of the toy. I'm not an engineer, so I can't go into specifics, but this allows air to be pulled through continuously to give you a true feeling of suction. I know air pulse toys do this, but this feels like you took an itty bitty pussy pump and put it on a rabbit vibrator. As far as functions go, the first few for the vibrator just adjust the intensity of steady vibration, and then the ones after are patterns. For the clit sucker, it only cycles through patterns, and there isn't a steady suction like you'd find with a Womanizer toy or other air pulse toys. Unfortunately, outside of the 3 steady vibrations from the shaft, there is no way to adjust the intensity for any of the functions. While that's not particularly a deal-breaker, it could have an impact if you need to ramp up the intensity to orgasm.

As far as use goes, there is a bit of a learning curve. The shape of the shift is absolutely great. The way it curves and bulges will press on your G-spot in the best way imaginable. The clit sucker, on the other hand, is just a little more tricky. Since it's a cup, it needs to be able to get and keep a good seal on your clit to really be effective. I don't know about you, but I don't know a single person that stays completely still while having something sucking on their clit. So, while it feels nice once you get it in the right position, it can be frustrating to constantly have that cup pop off. I found myself getting frustrated because I moved quite a bit, and I kept having to reposition myself and the toy. I did also have to stay on my back since I was using this by myself, and I needed both hands, but I don't doubt you could use it with a partner in a different position and maybe get better access to your clit as well. It did take longer for me to orgasm using this since it wasn't exactly a smooth process, but even then, it wasn't bad. Granted, it's not the most mind-blowing orgasm I've ever had, but it gets the job done. I really wish that you were able to adjust the suction strength. Having it at one level just didn't work for me at all.

I've found that cleaning can be a little tricky. There are a lot of creases that are a little hard to access, so you'll probably need to use a rag to actually get every nook and cranny. This is definitely not one that you can give a quick wash with just your hands and call it good. Just be sure to pay extra attention to the clit arm thingy, and you should be okay.