Did not "Love this Stuff"

As a lube, this product would rock! The fact that there is no stickiness is a feat all it's own. It does its sensitizing job all too well. So well in fact, orgasm is an obstacle you'll never overcome. The smell and taste is reason to steer clear enough.
Published:
Pros
Thin consistency
Increases sensitivity
Slippery
Not sticky
Cons
Make you TOO sensitive
Smells horrible
Tastes horrible
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This product works great as a lubrication as it is not as much a creme but more like a thin lube. It increases clitoral stimulation and provides a tingly and warm feeling when applied to the clitoral area. It claims to have a cool burst when applied but this did not occur for me. This product would work good for anyone that has a desensitized clitoris and needs the extra stimulation to be able to orgasm. NOT good for oral play! Works well with anal play when using as lubricant. Also causes warmth and tingles to the anus.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Mood enhancer
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere!
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Good for anal
    • Vagina

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The bottle states it is a "Femme Arousal Creme". I found it to be more like a thin white lubrication. It is very slippery and wet and felt wonderful on my clitoris and in my vagina. I loved that it was completely NOT sticky. It did make a mess when I tried to squirt it out onto my fingers. Like I said, it's very thin and runny. As long as you don't put too much on your vagina, you shouldn't make to much of a mess of the sheets.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Okay this was the worst! The smell, oh the smell. The kind of creme I received was Berries & Cream. The creme smelled NOTHING like berries. It actually smelled like an old fashioned hand lotion. Something you would smell on your great great grandmother's hands. Extremely flowery and overbearing. I don't want to be thinking of my elderly relatives at a time like this. That was the first great turnoff to myself and my husband. Next, the taste. Man oh man! The taste is so bitter that you want to bite your tongue off to rid yourself of it! My husband stated "Never again!" after trying to provide me with some oral sex. He was unable to even get me to orgasm due to the horrible taste. I only felt it was fair for myself to try this as he tends to exaggerate. Unfortunately, he wasn't exaggerating this time. Imagine chewing up a Tylenol or a Motrin pill and then just letting it sit in your mouth. The taste doesn't leave, it even burned a little. I checked all over the bottle and there was nothing about not using the creme for oral sex. That really needs to be put in BOLD letters on the container.
    • Bad smell
    • Bad taste
    • Strong smell

Performance

The first time I used this product, I applied it 5 minutes before masturbating with a bullet vibrator. I loved how the product felt, all thin and slippery. I tried to ignore the smell. I got out my favorite bullet vibe and got settled. I felt the warmth spread over my clitoris and vaginal lips. I was excited and ready. I get started and BAM! Have to take the vibe away. It's almost painful how suddenly sensitive my clitoris was. I try again. Nope, can't stand it. It made me TOO sensitive. I couldn't even masturbate. Needless to say, I was super disappointed. The creme got me all ready and gave me a HUGE letdown. I had to wait until the product started wearing off (about 20 minutes later), and then got down to business with my bullet again. Finally, an orgasm! It was great too! I was still a tiny bit more sensitive at that time so the orgasm was stronger than normal. The next time, I wanted to use the product while my husband gave me oral sex. I assumed since his tongue isn't as strong as a vibrator, the creme making me ultra sensitive will work this time to my advantage. Again, I was SO ready and this time, my husband was unable to pull through due to the taste. I think that if the product had a nice taste, it would work wonderfully with oral sex. Both times, clean up was easy. The product came off with ease and a little soap and water and only the flowery smell was left.
    • Feels natural
    • Long lasting

Packaging

The creme came in plastic packaging. It was difficult to figure out where to open it from. I actually ended up getting a "plastic" cut, instead of a paper cut, from trying to pull it open. The product came with NO instructions. I was very disappointed in this because I wanted to know if it was able to be used with oral sex and by pregnant women. I did like that it had a little silver covering over the opening of the bottle because then I knew the bottle was unused and new. You had to unscrew the cap and pull it off. It did make a little mess when using the creme. It is very thin and runny so it does get on the cap when pouring it out.
    • Difficult to open
    • Messy dispenser

Special Features

The product does it's main job quite well. It is here to make you sensitive and that it does. Unfortunately for me, it just made me overly sensitive and this had the same effects as not being sensitive enough. I was unable to orgasm from this product. It claims to be cool and tingly. I found it to be slightly tingly and quite warming instead.
    • Increases sensitivity
    • Tingling
    • Warming

Personal comments

The bottle is 2 fluid ounces.
The ingredients include : water, glycerin, dimethicone, mineral oil, disopropyl adipate, isopropyl myristate, glyceryl stearate, cetyl alcohol, fragrance, menthyl lactate, ppg-26 buteth-26, peg-40 hydrogenated castor oil, stearic acid, carbomer, Triethanolamine, Methylparaben, and Propylparaben.
Again, there is NO disclaimer stating "Not for oral use". There really should be!
Follow-up commentary
I gave the creme another go. To be fair, everything deserves a second chance. I still love the thin, non-sticky, lubelike quality of the arousal creme. Again, I was unable to orgasm after using the creme. It downright makes masturbating with a bullet vibe HURT! I'm pretty sure this "stuff" will have a permanent, non-moving, location in the bottom of my sex drawer. Such a disappointment.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Ash1141
    Thank you, Sally!
  • Contributor: Blooddragon
    Nice review!
  • Contributor: BobbiJay
    You have really great reviews.
  • Contributor: Ash1141
    Thanks so much Bnav!
  • Contributor: married with children
    great review, thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: ViVix
    Finally, something that sensitizes, and now it works too well! :\
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    nice review
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