To start with, I did get this as a free gift with a purchase, so I wasn't sure what to expect from it. My expectations weren't high. It came in an unsealed plastic sleeve, no label, no packaging. So my expectations were further lowered by the lack of proper packaging and risk of the product being dirty through shipping. I washed it thoroughly and wiped it down with toy wipes to make sure the toy was safe to use. I didn't notice any damage or signs of previous use while cleaning it, and saw some other reviewers had the same packaging complaints, so figured it was safe to use.

The Vibrator itself looked rather small when compared to my Couture-Rhythm vibe, and it certainly was a great deal skinnier. It's approximately 9 inches long, an inch in diameter, and is a clear colored plastic. It runs on 3 AA batteries, which I found surprising as my other inexpensive vibe runs on 2 AA batteries. The top portion of the vibe is smooth, while the shaft of it is slightly textured, though whether that was intended for pleasure or for gripping it well when slippery is unsure.

I used my normal water-based lube, Kama Sutra Liquid Love, (review on that to come)to try this little vibe out. The very first thing I noticed when I turned it on was IT'S LOUD! Eeep... It's not THE loudest vibe I have ever owned, but it's up there. Then I noticed that it is so loud because it is vibrating so much that it is rattling the batteries around. The vibrations, even just holding it in my hand, were noticeably some of the strongest vibrations I've felt from a toy.

So now, my interest was renewed in this freebie, I used it with a drop of the liquid love to stimulate my clitoris. And stimulate my clitoris it did! Wow! Noisy, cheaper, yes it may be those, but it was also quite powerful. When inserted inside myself, the noise was less noticeable, though still much louder than I would have liked. If it was water-proof, it would have been easier to hide the noise by using it in the bathtub or shower, but where it's not, there was no sound buffer. As far as stimulating me inside, it was too thin to cause the sort of pleasure I would normally expect from a vibe. It did however do a very good job stimulating my G-spot, and after about 2 minutes I pulled it out and went back to the clitoris stimulation. And with the powerful vibes, I climaxed in a matter of minutes. Vaginal play is pleasurable, but I mainly climax when my clitoris is being stimulated, and getting off usually takes a long while to accomplish even then, but this vibe pushed me well past that happy spot. I didn't know I could get off that hard, that fast.

The toy was fairly easy to clean, just had to pay special attention to little grooves in the plastic, but didn't have lots of bumps and hidey spots for lube or secretions to hide in.

Overall, I actually really like this little toy, it's become my favorite "easy to hide" vibe (if not easy to be discrete with.) Nothing will replace my Couture Vibe for vaginal pleasure, but the Ultimate Satisfier Slim is extremely powerful. If you don't want kids or roomies in the next room to hear you playing, then this vibe isn't the right one for the occasion. But if you don't have to worry about the noise, and you want a small vibe that will pack a lot of power and make your clitoris very, very happy, without spending a lot of money, then give this toy a try. Your Clitoris will thank you and be wondering when it can have the toy come out again. I thought about giving this vibe only 3 stars because of the noise, but with the power it packs and how pleasurable it can be, I do have to give it 4 stars.

It's been 2 weeks since I initially reviewed this toy, and I've had it for approximately 3 months. I still really like this toy for clitoral stimulation, it gets the job done far better than a lot of mini vibes I own. There's some that are quieter, and use less batteries, but this little number is still packing quite a punch with its intense vibes.