The Waterproof Romantic G from Evolved came beautifully packaged. The black and purple ensemble revealed the “true love edition” within and the designs tried (and failed) to project a modern tattoo vibe. The g-spot stimulator was nestled inside in a foam of faux velvet cushioning.

There are some brief instructions as well as a few key properties of the toy on the back of the tin. It is phthalate-free and ‘body safe.’ Made from jelly like material it is soft and squishy but has a solid feel once it’s inside you. The base is a smooth knob with a button in the center that is easily controlled with only your thumb. There is a product registration and warranty card inside. The tin proclaims this ‘massager’ is evolved and should not be used internally. Other warnings include avoiding swollen or inflamed areas and using this product as an adult novelty only. My clitoris gets engorged when I’m aroused and I use this to stimulate my g-spot, which is internal, so I have to say I disregarded the warnings. However, I would not use this toy on sore or cut areas.

With rechargeable toys, programmable toys and other highly evolved toys now on the market, I’m unsure as to how this vibe is evolved in any way. It uses double A batteries - the norm for most sex toys. The shape is true to form with a thick straight shaft, a curved head, and wavy indentations on the top third of the toy.

The bottom of the vibe unscrews and the batteries fit inside easily. With one flick of the switch the toy comes alive and buzzes comfortingly. With a further two flicks, the toy is at its maximum vibration. On the lowest setting it’s very quiet and has a reasonable vibration. If you need powerful stimulation the highest setting fits the bill. This setting is loud; it could be heard through a door but if it’s in you then you could possibly muffle it under a heavy blanket.

The toy is also waterproof so its great in the shower or tub. When using it in the shower, you might need some silicone lubrication because water tends to strip away natural lubrication.

Cleaning the toy after use is easy. Use warm water and antibacterial soap. You can also use before-and-after toy cleaner.

My verdict - It’s a great g-spot vibrator, err sorry massager. The three settings are varied enough to please a wide-range of preferences, and the volume is controllable with some creative sound proofing! It’s waterproof, it’s easy to clean it’s great as a stimulator; either g-spot or clitoral. The size is just right; the wider base pushing and filling space up deliciously, the long length reaching inside and teasing out orgasm after orgasm and the wavy upper third gently massaging the whole while. Apropos of the evolved vibe, I would have to say it just isn’t; there are far too many toys on the market these days that far outstrip the Romantic G in the ‘new technology’ department.

The toy is easy to use and definitely satisfies that g-spot ‘itch.’ The tip of the vibe can be used as a clitoral stimulator or to massage all around the vagina. The gentle vibrations are great as foreplay. After lubricating my vibrator with some water-based lubrication, it slid in easily. Because of the curved tip the vibrations hit the spot PERFECTLY. I could feel the wavy indents along the top rubbing pleasantly inside as I pushed and pulled it in and out of me. The head rubbed my g-spot with the exact amount of pressure needed, it wasn’t rigid, the jelly vibe yielded kneading me exquisitely. Because of the size of the vibrator you can use it to simulate double penetration also. Having this vibrating in my vagina while my ass is filled is exquisite. If you do want to use it in anal play make sure you use a condom.