Masseur

The Masseur is a waterproof toy that is super quiet and provides a great variety of vibration strengths and patterns. It's a great toy for use in the shower and while standing.
Pros
7 vibration settings, super quiet, Waterproof
Cons
Collects lint, bad button placement
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Published:June 30, 2010

California Exotics keeps creating sleek looking toys in their Couture line but they consistently fall short when it comes to functionality. The same can be said for Masseur whose misplaced buttons, difficult battery compartment and almost ergonomic design succeed at providing the user with as much frustration as pleasure.
Pros
Easy to use, relatively quiet, waterproof, light up buttons, silicone.
Cons
Shape, weak, battery compartment is hard to open, button placement.
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Published:April 24, 2010

At first I was rather impressed with the Masseur, nice vibrations, easy controls and I like the shape. However, once I had to destroy a battery and scratched up the toy to remove the batteries, I was really disappointed. You have to be able to replace the batteries in a product.
Pros
Controls, texture, size.
Cons
The battery compartment.
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Published:April 09, 2010

The Masseur is a pretty looking little vibrator, but unfortunately it doesn't back up a nice appearance with strong vibrations. The materials are quality, it's truly a waterproof toy, and it's easy to use.
Pros
Silicone, interesting vibration patterns, waterproof, easy to care for.
Cons
Vibrations are a little weak, could have used a lock function.
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Published:March 21, 2010

2/5 I'll probably never use this again for clitoral stimation other than when I was testing it. Still, it's nice for a back massage.
Pros
Silicone, easy to clean & operate, good for backrub.
Cons
Vibes don't transfer evenly, batteries get stuck.
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Published:March 20, 2010

Price:
$72.99
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SinFive Ilo silicone

The Ilo is a luxurious, antimicrobial, waterproof silicone vibrator with plenty of strength, very quiet operation, easy to use controls and a unique texture that feels exceptionally excellent when twirled. The texture is not extreme and should be enjoyed by just about anyone.
Pros
Silicone, antimicrobial, waterproof, strong, quiet.
Cons
None.

Price:
$51.99
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Foreplay wand

We loved the way it looked. The attachments were appealing until we realized we didn't know where to put them! My partner Lauren loved the way it felt but was completely turned off by the volume of its buzz. Great for singles and couples with no kids, but for the parents out there, unless the kids are in a deep sleep coma, I highly recommend another toy.
Pros
Very pleasing to the eyee and feels great.
Cons
SO FRIGGIN LOUD.
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Published:June 27, 2010

The Foreplay wand is the key to better sex according to Lori Buckley, Psy. D. It is an vibrating wand that comes with five attachments. It is made of plastic and jelly. It offers hard firm grip with soft texture. The Foreplay Wand is great for any couple!
Pros
Phthalates free, assortment of attachments, discreet, great for couples.
Cons
Vibrations cannot be felt through attachments.

Price:
$23.99
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Rabbit frenzy

The Rabbit Frenzy is a fun toy made of TPR that works well with a hint of imagination. I did not think it performed well the way it was obviously designed to work, but pleased me in any other ways. It is a great multifunctional toy, since you have access to both a clitoral rabbit teaser and a sleeved bullet, which both feel wonderful with the five available vibrating intensities.
Pros
Cute design, Multifunctional.
Cons
Not hands-free, Not ideal for intended use.

The Rabbit frenzy is a small vibrator that packs the vroom of a much larger one. If you're into strong, direct vibrations, but also enjoying the teasing touch bunny ears can offer, then you'll love having the Rabbit frenzy be a part of your toy collection.
Pros
Discreet, easy to operate, strong vibrations.
Cons
May not be suitable for penetration.

Price:
$48.99
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Short & sweet spice

Definitely a great first dual-action vibrator for a beginner. I remember when I purchased my first dual-action vibe. I bought it off the internet based on what it looked like without reading any reviews, what I received a few days later in the mail was large, hard and intimidating.
Pros
Great design, comfortable and easy to use, not too rigid
Cons
SMALL! Weak vibrations.

Price:
$28.99
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Playgirl signature pump n' please

The Playgirl signature pump n' please requires a little muscle and a bit of coordination to operate, but if you can master both, the combined suction and vibrations can definitely leave you reeling in a pleasurable afterglow.
Pros
Appropriately-placed vibrator, decent suction.
Cons
Hand pump ball is hard to pump.

From experience, I can tell you that the Playgirl Signature Pump N' Please is a great product. Big things do come in small packages, so don't let the size of this clit pump fool you; it will have you moaning with tons of pleasure!
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Published:April 04, 2007

Price:
$0.00
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Mimi lil'massager

This toy has a powerful vibe, but is not waterproof for tub or shower play. I have met my new best friend. I can use it alone or with my spouse.
Pros
Not a normal sex toy, Can travel with you.
Cons
Needs to be waterproof for more play.

Mimi is a discreet clitoral vibrator that is packing power. Mimi is body friendly, hypo allergenic, phthalates and latex free, and made of food grade material.
Pros
Lightweight, discreet, phthalates free, latex free, powerful.
Cons
One setting and speed, non waterproof.
Lady finger softee

If you're looking at this product because it looks different from other toys you've seen and you think it might do something unique, you'll be disappointed. It does nothing more than pretty much any vibrator out there. The vibration level at its highest isn't very powerful. The design and shape of the toy hinders the ability to provide pressure to one particular area or to be able to move the toy around to massage.
Pros
Quiet. Easy to care for.
Cons
Vibrations not powerful at all. Shape hinders functionality.
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Published:June 02, 2010

When you first open the vibe it looks and feels great, however the remote seems to be made very cheaply. When even so much as opening it to put in the batteries a metal piece falls out. When batteries are placed inside the vibe can randomly turn on and off no matter what setting you have it on. Personally the vibrations didn't do much for myself even as strong as the bullet was, it seemed as though they were focused in the tip rather than the cup that the toy was designed for.
Pros
Strong vibe, Very soft on skin.
Cons
Easily falls apart, Breakable, Turns on and off no matter what setting.

The Lady Finger Softee bullet vibe is not a vibe to get if you want something to rocket you into climax time and time again. Instead, it is designed for those women out there who need a little extra assistance when it comes to arousal. The vibes on this toy can increase the sensitivity of the clitoris and can heighten the pleasure of love making.
Pros
Soft, makes the clit more sensitive.
Cons
Not enough to get most women off.
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Published:May 27, 2010

Price:
$20.99
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Cunning rabbit

Don't let the size of this one fool you. This is one powerful, fun, sexy (and crazy loud!) little beast!
Pros
Powerful vibrations, Removable sleeve
Cons
Loud, Wired remote

Price:
$17.99
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Love

I was a bit skeptical of this vibe at first because I have never really been one to use a clitoral vibe that wasn't a small bullet or an egg. But something about the design of the Love had me curious and for the price it was worth a shot. I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised! Immediately after placing this toy over my clit I was gasping at how wonderful it felt. It brought me to orgasm within a minute.
Pros
waterproof, shape, and design
Cons
none

Price:
$61.99
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Mini tongue

The Mini-tongue didn't leave me panting. Unless you are extremely prone to oral orgasms, I wouldn't recommend this one. However it may be a good choice for the extremely sensitive or a beginner.
Pros
Realistic, soft, adequate punch for a beginner
Cons
Not powerful enough, material melts if it comes in contact with other toys during storage.

This item I believe is spectacular. Just know the sensitivity of your clitoris, and if it takes a lot, just adjust it to low. Your body will adjust to it and you’ll save it from breaking. With this toy you have to be in touch with your clitoris and the toy. If it’s sensitive with the lowest speed then, you’re good to go and vary the speed. If not just simply work your way to a little stimulation. Trust me a little bit goes a long way.
Pros
Life-like, easy to use.
Cons
Heats up, brief use.

Price:
$28.99
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Tickle and tease me vibe

This toy is good for a beginning clit vibe, or to tease your partner. But unless you climax easily, don't expect it to finish the job. I am giving it 3 stars overall because of the strong vibrations, and a 4 on the bee because the battery compartment rattles making it louder.
Pros
Strong vibrations, Great design.
Cons
Flimsy, Not waterproof.

Price:
$31.99
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Decadent clitoral arouser

Overall this item just isn't worth the money. Its tantalizing ticklers did not tickle my pickle. Instead, the soft humming noise almost put me to sleep.
Pros
Quiet, inexpensive.
Cons
Poor suction, no oomph.
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Published:May 05, 2010

Price:
$0.00
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Bullet buddy

I would buy this for your girlfriend who does not own a vibrator. Explain to her how to use it and go lubricant shopping with her. Then send her off, to experience her first vibrator orgasm. She will thank you later!
Pros
Good for a beginner, nice even speed, easy to clean.
Cons
An optional, more powerful bullet would be great!

Price:
$0.00
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Heart's desire teaser

The Heart's Desire is a pretty clitoral vibrator, with its soft, sparkly coloring and design. One AAA battery powers the bullet on two speeds, both of which are fairly mild. This is nice for teasing, but won't work well if you need a lot of clitoral pressure.
Pros
Made of TPR, phthalates free, removable bullet, quiet, flexible, waterproof.
Cons
Only 2 speeds, may be too short or too mild for some.
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Published:March 26, 2010

Price:
$22.99
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Lucid curves no. 21

Lucid Curves no. 21 is definitely a bright and fun toy to have in your collection! It performs well as a vibrator, and the nubs enhance the experience, whether you play by yourself or with a partner. While the vibrations are not as powerful as I had hoped they would be, they are more than enough to get the job done.
Pros
Decent size, good placement of nubs, easy to control vibrations.
Cons
Vibrations may not be powerful enough for every user, non-standard batteries.

I was rather disappointed with this toy. Not worth the money in my opinion. While waterproof the nubs make for a difficult clean up.
Pros
Nice color.
Cons
Nubs HURT on the most sensitive of body parts. Non standard batteries.
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Published:November 26, 2008

Price:
$34.99
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Intimacy massager

When pressure is applied to the head, this toy isn't strong enough to keep working. I'm pretty sure that sums up why I can't recommend this toy.
Pros
Four interchangeable heads.
Cons
Weak, weak, weak. Stopped working with pressure.

Price:
$0.00
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Heart throb

If you're looking for a new vibe to spice up your foreplay this would be a great pick. The Heart Throb is loads of fun and has such versatility that anyone can fall in love with it.
Pros
Unique shape, interesting textures, decent vibe for the price, could be great in foreplay.
Cons
None.
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Published:December 09, 2009

Price:
$31.99
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Grrl toyz luv sux

Perhaps I got a bad unit, but this toy to me seemed cheap and gimmicky. The vibrator was malfunctioning, and its ability to suction comfortably did not meet my expectations.
Pros
Strong suction for those who like it.
Cons
Smell, cheap materials, pokey nubs, bad vibrator.
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Published:August 09, 2009

Price:
$48.99
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Touche King of victory

The King of Victory is great for clitoral stimulation, and does a wonderful job at hitting and stimulating the G-spot but sadly only has one level of vibration. It's splash-proof, so it can be used for some fun in the shower. The toy is a nice size, isn't difficult to control, and can be turned on and off with a single press of a button.
Pros
Great G-spot & clitoral stimulation, silicone, interchangeable attachments, splash-proof.
Cons
Noisy, only one speed, not easy to clean.
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Published:July 23, 2009