This is a toy I bought quite a while ago, yet only used a few times.

On first impression, it's kind of pretty, with a deep blue shaft and ruby red tip. The texture was nice (though now I prefer to use phthalate-free for health reasons but it had the stereotypical "jelly rubber" (I believe this specific toy|Pleasure penis waterproof is made from Crystalessence material) scent. Oh, and did I mention, this toy is BIG. Don't get me wrong, I can handle something this size, but jelly rubber has an uncomfortable way of sticking to your privates when being inserted, unless you are using a lot of lube. The size of this toy only exacerbates this issue. Even with a lot of water-based lube, it was hard to maneuver it.

Enough of the surface details though, and let me tell you why this ended up plunging deep... into my trash can after a few tries.

First of all, the "pleasure" nubs and TEETH. Not good. There are little tiny stabby things just beneath the glans, and I'll tell you-not comfortable at all. I tried cutting them off, but then there's also the matter of the bumps on the other side--whose only purpose as I can see is to make insertion more difficult. Once I had it properly lubed and in, they still weren't doing anything that I would call "pleasurable."

Next, the vibration. HA. A big, thick, jelly vibrator... with a bullet inside. The bullet might work, but I think the material definitely puts a damper on the vibration. I could barely feel it. This toy would be more appropriately used as a dildo than a vibrator.

Which brings me to this point: I dropped it, from my bed to the tile floor. On next inspection, the bullet is cracked! What a ripoff. Before the bullet broke, I was tempted to cut open the shaft and just salvage the bullet for vibratory fun, but that hope was smashed along with the bullet on the floor :(