Better Than Sexy Underwear
Think about how hot you feel when you've wearing a pair of insanely gorgeous underwear... the tight silk of the panties caressing your ass, knowing that you're the only one who is aware of the lace grazing your nipples. Multiply that by 100 and you have a rough approximation of how fabulous the Smartballs can make you feel.
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Pros
naughty feeling while walking around with them inserted, easy way of improving Kegel muscles
Cons
initially uncomfortable, slight possibility of lower ball popping out at inopportune moments
I now have a pair of balls!
My excitement deserves some context. Sex can be a lot of things for me – an expression of love, a source of intimacy, a physical release, and so on and so forth. I also look at sex as an art. When I think of 17th century French courtesans or prostitutes in Renaissance Italy, I don’t think of whores. I think of skilled artisans dedicated to perfecting their craft.
With that idea of self-improvement and personal development in mind, I’ve been dreaming about the Smartballs for quite a while. After much back and forth, I finally decided to give them a try (I’m cheap but I got over myself).
I’m very glad I took the proverbial plunge, although I have to admit that they weren’t completely what I had expected.
They are big. They’re no wider than your standard dildo, but the fact that they’re balls makes them seem larger for some reason. Inserting them is awkward until you get the hang of it. While I was poking and prodding them deeper into me, I kept on going between an image of myself as the world’s biggest turkey being stuffed for Thanksgiving and the sense that I was inserting the world’s biggest tampon. Either way, the Guinness book of world records probably should have been involved.
For the first hour or so they were inside me, I kept on getting the feeling that the bottom ball would slip out. I was doing the dishes and had to reach down and in to poke the Smartballs back up. I’d walk across the room and feel the lower ball pop itself out.
Had my days as a complete slut caught up with me? Was my vagina too wide for the balls thanks to my wanton ways?
Not at all. It just took some practice to get the guys to stay where they belong. After a while it was all good.
According to Fun Factory, the Smartballs rely on the vibrations from the inner balls and their weight for the Smartballs’ effectiveness in pelvic muscle training. In other words, your muscles respond to the balls simply because they’re applying pressure. You may not notice your muscles’ response because your muscle response is completely involuntary, but the balls are silently working each time they move inside you.
I think that’s insanely cool.
Even though they’re apparently effective without any effort on my part, I do enjoy doing the traditional kegel exercises with the Smartballs inserted. I find it’s much easier to isolate the muscles I’m supposed to be focusing on with something tangible to hold onto. The recommendation that I should “squeeze the muscles you would use when you’re peeing” just wasn’t enough for me.
After a solid 5 hours of wearing them, I can honestly say I love my Smartballs. Perhaps it’s the novelty. Perhaps feeling bad is oh so good when nobody else knows what you’re up to.
Either way, my Smartballs are awesome.
My excitement deserves some context. Sex can be a lot of things for me – an expression of love, a source of intimacy, a physical release, and so on and so forth. I also look at sex as an art. When I think of 17th century French courtesans or prostitutes in Renaissance Italy, I don’t think of whores. I think of skilled artisans dedicated to perfecting their craft.
With that idea of self-improvement and personal development in mind, I’ve been dreaming about the Smartballs for quite a while. After much back and forth, I finally decided to give them a try (I’m cheap but I got over myself).
I’m very glad I took the proverbial plunge, although I have to admit that they weren’t completely what I had expected.
They are big. They’re no wider than your standard dildo, but the fact that they’re balls makes them seem larger for some reason. Inserting them is awkward until you get the hang of it. While I was poking and prodding them deeper into me, I kept on going between an image of myself as the world’s biggest turkey being stuffed for Thanksgiving and the sense that I was inserting the world’s biggest tampon. Either way, the Guinness book of world records probably should have been involved.
For the first hour or so they were inside me, I kept on getting the feeling that the bottom ball would slip out. I was doing the dishes and had to reach down and in to poke the Smartballs back up. I’d walk across the room and feel the lower ball pop itself out.
Had my days as a complete slut caught up with me? Was my vagina too wide for the balls thanks to my wanton ways?
Not at all. It just took some practice to get the guys to stay where they belong. After a while it was all good.
According to Fun Factory, the Smartballs rely on the vibrations from the inner balls and their weight for the Smartballs’ effectiveness in pelvic muscle training. In other words, your muscles respond to the balls simply because they’re applying pressure. You may not notice your muscles’ response because your muscle response is completely involuntary, but the balls are silently working each time they move inside you.
I think that’s insanely cool.
Even though they’re apparently effective without any effort on my part, I do enjoy doing the traditional kegel exercises with the Smartballs inserted. I find it’s much easier to isolate the muscles I’m supposed to be focusing on with something tangible to hold onto. The recommendation that I should “squeeze the muscles you would use when you’re peeing” just wasn’t enough for me.
After a solid 5 hours of wearing them, I can honestly say I love my Smartballs. Perhaps it’s the novelty. Perhaps feeling bad is oh so good when nobody else knows what you’re up to.
Either way, my Smartballs are awesome.
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I cleaned them with soap and water.
They were a snap to remove. One of the nice surprises is that having the Smartballs inserted made me really, really wet. A quick tug on the string and out they came.
There was absolutely no odor. Elastomed rocks!
And another interesting observation... It's absolutely possible to manipulate the temperature if that's what floats your boat. I live in a frozen tundra and I opened up the package after it had been sitting outside for hours. The balls were really, quite delightfully cold to the touch (and stayed that way until I ran them under hot water).
Great review, as always!
Seriously, there are like 328 other reviews on the smart balls. It was nice to read one that wasn't bogged down with repetitious info.
Although I've tried a similar product, I think I would also be interested in trying the Smartballs. However, I am dubious that theses actually work without you doing anything.
1) They do make traditional kegels easier. If I'm sitting at my desk and it occurs to me, I'll flex my pelvic muscles. The resistance from the Smartballs tells me I'm doing it right. Score 1 point for the Smartballs.
2) After removing them, I feel a throbbing of sorts in my pelvic muscles. That could be sexual excitement, but I don't know if I can really get that amped from the Smartballs. The alternative would be to think that the Smartballs really are working my muscles and the throbbing is them relaxing. That's still up in the air.
I think the test will come next time I masturbate with a dildo. If I can do some serious clenching, I'd say the Smartballs are working. If not, then I think they're just a nice way of feeling sexy while going about my day.
I look forward to the day when I'll be able to try them for myself.