This just doesn’t seem to quite know what it is. It’s sort of supposed to look like a realistic dildo. The shape seems to scream ‘just like a real penis’, except for that whole weird blue color thing. I don’t know if this was some sort of Avatar marketing stunt or what, but I bought this vibe that doesn’t seem to quite know what it wants to be because it was on super clearance. I can see why.

The vibrations are, in my opinion, lackluster. Most of the vibration is focused in the end of the vibe (where the dial base is) rather than the tip which is where I wanted it to be. I’m currently on a personal quest to experience a cervical orgasm, which I just discovered was a thing. So, not only are the vibrations in the wrong part of the toy, but they aren’t even that strong.

This toy isn’t girthy enough considering its length. It’s the whole pencil dick concept. My vagina is only so long. After a certain point, we’re just talking about wasted inches. This toy is much too long, in my opinion. And yet, despite that length, I can’t help but find it deeply satisfying girth wise. I just don’t get that ‘full’ feeling that I want from a vibe.

This isn’t an awful vibe. For the price I paid, it’s actually what I would expect, quality wise. That said, I barely paid anything for this vibe. It really isn’t that great. It’s kind of something you use a few times before losing interest and throwing it away. That’s what I did, and it’s what I’m sure you’ll do too if you buy it.

I’d also like to add that despite its realistic shape, it doesn’t feel like a real penis either. It’s basically just your traditional vibe. All that vein work was wasted.

Uh, this toy started to smell really funny. I used it with a condom on it once, and it has smelled really funny ever since. I am probably going to throw it away soon.