An Adorable Paperweight

High end materials with a low price meet in what is a really cute, stylish toy. Unfortunately, due to the lack of vibration strength, this toy is going to look simply adorable in your nightstand drawer as it's basically useless.
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Pros
High-end quality, low price, cute packaging, adorable
Cons
WEAK vibrations, lack of variety
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

While this toy is in the shape of a traditional vibe, its small size make this toy mainly appropriate for clitoral stimulation, though the nodules on the end do provide a pleasant effect when used for shallow thrusting. This toy could also be used for all around body stimulation. This toy would be difficult to position and use with a couple during intercourse, though it would be an non-intimidating way to introduce vibrators into couple foreplay.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This toy is made out of silicone, which receives the highest safety rating of 10 on the Eden safety scale. This toy is completely non-porous. I am a person who tends to prefer plastic over silicone. While I know that silicone is a cleaner, safer, and longer lasting option, I hate the sticky feeling and the high maintenance of the toy.

The pearl offers the best of both worlds. While this toy does have all the safety of silicone, it has the silky smooth feeling of plastic! There's absolutely no drag as this toy delicately glides across your skin. The toy also comes with a storage pouch, so the issue of what to store it in also disappears.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This entire toy is about 4 inches long; an inch of the toy, however, is devoted to the twist dial base. Only about 3 inches of the toy are insertable. This will make the toy unsuitable for penetrative play for most users. If you do choose to use the toy internally, it's just short of a petite 1 inch in diameter. Those looking for a non-intimidating introduction to vibrators may find this a good option.



The dial base is white plastic with a silver plastic ring that leads to the beautiful plum silicone. It's a traditional vibe shape with a slight twist: there are 3 distinct bubble-like protrusions (like a stacked ice cream cone). While this would be a nice feeling for penetrative play, the toys small size make it more suitable for clitoral stimulation. Because the vast majority of users will use this for clitoral stimulation, the bubble design is pretty, but doesn't add much of a different feeling.



This toy is fairly discreet. It's small enough that you can just throw it into a drawer and it's inconspicuous enough that you could probably leave it lying around without people immediately realizing what it is. It would be great for travel.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

To use this toy, simply twist the white dial base at the end of this toy.

Where this toy really falls short is in vibration. The toy is just weak. While the toy is whisper quiet (up until the last centimeter or so "twist" level, where it about doubles in volume), it is also whisper strong. At its highest setting, this toy is the equivalent to most other vibrators' weaker settings (the first level or perhaps second on a weaker toy's notches). While this might be a nice delicate feeling on the nipple or around the body, I found that it was much too light for me to even be remotely stimulated on my clitoris.

This toy does not have any patterns.

While this toy is easy to use, the lack of any strength whatsoever (even on its highest setting), makes this toy really lackluster and disappointing.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Because it is a vibrator and has a motor (rather than a dildo), this toy shouldn't be boiled for cleaning. Rather, a simple wipe down with some soapy water should suffice. I do find that slight creases in between the "pearls" need an additional one or two swipes because dust and lube tend to accumulate and get stuck there. This is a really low-maintenance toy. It even comes with its own little storage pouch.

    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is really quite pretty. It's a very elegant high-end looking black box with a black and white photo of a woman in a bra on the front. On the side is a picture of the product. It does have a short description of the toy, but overall it's a very nice looking box that would make it an appropriate gift.

    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Minimal
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
This toy is still just useless. I haven't used it since I reviewed it. It's the weakest thing I've ever experienced.
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  • Contributor: yargle
    Great job, sorry the toy was such a disapointment
  • Contributor: Zombirella
    I like the shape and material but the dial control and the lack of power turns me away from this. Thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: Rossie
    Thank you for the good review. Sorry to hear this one didn't do much for you.
  • Contributor: Sangsara
    Awesome review! Thanx not worth buying with such low vrooms but thanx
  • Contributor: raffi
    aww shame on the performance, or lack there of. i like that it has a little bag though ...
  • Contributor: Hazeleyes2012
    Great review nice pics thanks!
  • Contributor: captainsgirl
    hey at least you got a paper weight
  • Contributor: SassySam
    thank you for the review
  • Contributor: snowminx
    sad that it's week =(
  • Contributor: bayosgirl
    TY
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Nice job, thanks for including a pic of the packaging too
  • Contributor: yummyinmytummy
    Great job on the review!
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