Let's talk about Desi.

Now, you see how cute this toy is on the screen, but that is misleading. This toy is downright adorable. The plastic bits are adorable, the silicone bits are adorable, and the box is like those that you get Smidgens in at Gertrude Hawk. It's fun to hold, too. I spent several minutes just rocking the Desi back and forth in my hand to feel the weights roll around. My husband called it "somewhat therapeutic."

The silicone bit is somewhat abrasive and requires lubricant (water-based lubricant, because this is made partly of silicone) or it will hurt going in. After it's lubricated though, just slip one ball in (hold the little strand between the balls to get a better grip) and then the other, and squeeze. Ta-da! You probably won't forget that these are there either. The sensations that these give off are not easy to ignore. Do a little dance and feel them bounce around. Go jogging and they seem to be going insane (this is a lot of fun, by the way). I actually bought these because I had hoped they would make exercise an orgasmic experience. They didn't, sadly-- the Desi doesn't seem to make my joy buzzer go ballistic. The sensation isn't unpleasant though. I do have a tighter hoo-ha after only two weeks of use though, and since that was the second reason I bought them I don't count it a waste.

Cleanup is very easy-- hot water and anti-bacterial soap should do it. Take it apart so you get it squeaky clean, and if you flip the silicone... sheath (Can I call it a sheath?) inside out and insert the balls that way, it's much easier to reassemble. Of course, you could boil the silicone sheath. Don't boil the plastic balls, though.

Make sure you at least rinse these before use. They attract everything-- lint, hair, fuzz, and small dogs. None of those things are good for your bits.

And one last little thing; Pee first. You'll need to relax for both putting them in and pulling them out, and if you haven't been doing your vaginal exercises regularly (like me) you will have an accident.

Is your car one of those that probably needs servicing or is perhaps a bit old? Does it vibrate annoyingly while you're idling? Be annoyed no more! Have your Desi in place when you get in the car and you will never be bored at a red light again. The balls vibrate on the inside, and the string rubs some interesting places in your panties. I now look forward to traffic jams.