A Weakling You Do Not Want to Play With

The Slim Smooth Delight is good for light teasing, partner play, or can be given as a gag gift. It’s funny shape, loud noise, and weak vibrations make this a terrible product.
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Pros
Variety of patterns, Easy to operate
Cons
Weak, Not waterproof
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

This is a traditional vibrator, which you can use for insertion, or use externally on the clitoris or other body parts. I wouldn’t recommend this for anal use just because there are better toys for that, and there’s no flared base.

The vibrations are very weak, and buzzy. I don’t consider myself a power queen, but even this isn’t good. All this is good for is teasing, and partner play. The quality is very poor. I would just consider this a gag gift since it’s not very functional.
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Sensory play

Material / Texture

This toy is made of hard, smooth plastic, and is not flexible at all. This is good for applying firm pressure to yourself, but you aren’t going to pick up much vibrations from this toy.
    • Firm
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The shape is rather funny. It has a bulbous head, a slim neck, a larger bulge, and the long shaft. This shape is not ideal for insertion because it is rather pointy and not curved, and the firm plastic make thrusting even less desirable.

It is 6 7/8” inches long, with 5 ½ insertable, and has a circumference of 3 1/2" at the widest part.
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

It is operated by one push button at the base. Each push of the button will bring you through the 7 modes:
1. Low and steady;
2. Medium and steady;
3. High and steady;
4. Rollercoaster;
5. Quick pulsing;
6. Three short pulses followed by a longer pulse;
7. Back to high and steady.

You have to cycle through all the patterns in order to turn it back off. The vibrations are buzzy, and tend to diminish once the toy is pressed up against you. The toy is not quiet, and could possibly be heard through a closed door if you didn’t have a fan or radio on to mask the sound.

It takes two AAA batteries that you place in the battery compartment with a twist-off cap at the base. I find it amusing that it has the same power output when using just one battery instead of two.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

This toy is not waterproof, so you’ll want to wipe it down with toy wipes, or a damp cloth and soap.

It is made of plastic so you can store it with other toys without having to worry about them sticking or melting together. All types of lubricants are compatible with this toy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
    • Not waterproof

Packaging

It just comes in bubble wrap with no instructions. It didn’t have any smells, but you’ll want to clean it before using since there’s no way to tell where it has been.
    • Minimal

Experience

I got this as a free gift with my order. I did not enjoy using this toy at all. For $24.99 you’re not getting much power output that two AAA batteries can provide. The only cool feature is the glow-in-the-dark button at the base, which allows you to find it in the dark easily.
Follow-up commentary
This is going in the trash because I don't derive any kind of pleasure from it and the shape is just dumb. Don't waste your time or your money on this toy.
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  • Contributor: Angelica
    I haven't even touched mine yet. Such a weird toy. Reminds me of a dental tool of some sort. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: LaLaLouise
    I'm sorry it turned out to be so disappointing. It's a good thing you got it for free, but it was still a waste of a free gift! Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for the review! Good Job
    Sorry you didn't like it. I disliked it also.
    wasnt the best! Not someting I would spend money on lol
  • Contributor: padmeamidala
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Ansley
    I hate toys that make you cycle through patterns. I read a similar review a couple of hours ago, that user didn't like it either.
  • Contributor: Breas
    ty for the review
  • Contributor: Alyxx
    Thanks for the review. Seems like an all around lousy product.
  • Contributor: oopsy
    Thanks for the review, I'm always weary of the vibrators they give away as free gifts. Sorry this one is so lack luster for you!
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