Smartballs. Now every woman can have a pair of balls!!!

These are your new best friend. Why, you might ask? My answer is simple. Orgasms, baby! Orgasms!!! These are like a partial workout for your punani. Cause after all, a tight punani is a happy punani.

Smartballs are used to help strengthen your kegels, pelvic floor muscles, and the other good thing??? You know when sometimes you sneeze? You try not to think about it, but sometimes you pee a little? This helps with that too!!! Many women find as they age, that they have incontinence issues, and Smartballs help to ward off that issue as well.

Now who out there wants to work towards more intensive orgasms? Not me. I am the type of person who actually forgets to go to the gym. I am the type of person who forgets to exercise my kegels unless I have to hold off going to the bathroom. Are you like me??? But I want better orgasms. I want the earth to move when it happens. These are great for women like me who are out and about and forget to exercise my happy muscles. Toss your balls in, and voila! You are good to go! Wear them to yoga. Have an arousing secret and feel them within you as you try to remain focused on your warrior pose. Wear them to the office, and with every swivel of your chair, the inner balls move and for me I can actually feel them.

Just don't do too many stairs with these inserted. Unless you plan on orgasming as you start the seventh flight. Thank goodness China has lots of stairs!!!! And do not wear them while traveling on a plane. Word to the wise. But they are fun to wear while getting a massage!!! Very arousing.

My balls (I always get a chuckle out of saying that... my balls) are made from a material called "elastomed", which Edenfantasys rates at an 8 on their safety meter. But never fear!!! Though it does not rank higher, this material is still quite safe. Smartballs are non-porous, phthalates free, hypo-allergenic and latex free. Personally, I would say they have the feeling of hard plastic.

The part that connects my balls together is bendable, so they will move with you.

When you run your fingers over your balls, they are pretty soft. And unlike real balls, they really have no scent to them whatsoever. I have found that the string attached to my Smartballs has discolored over time.

In my personal opinion, I think every woman should have a pair of balls, be they smart ones or others. After all, the long term effects of strong muscles is always good to have. These are not the thickest thing to ever go into my vagina, but I do find that they are quite thick and I no longer work as hard keeping them in place as they rest, safe and snug without any more effort on my part. So I am searching for something similar but not as thick.

The design is unique, in my opinion, in that it is like a golf ball on another golf ball. I liked the look of them just fine. I personally would have preferred my Smartballs to be a wee bit thinner making me work harder, but that is just me.

I wear my toys all over the place. I am a teacher so I wear them to lectures while teaching, judging competitions. I wear them to the gym, to the office, shopping, during yoga, cleaning, to the tailor's, car rides, theme parks. They are very discreet and can be worn anywhere. I have worn them traveling, in cars, trains, buses, ships and airplanes. My only word of advice? If you have to pass through a screening checkpoint, keep them in your bags til you are past it. Due to the more natural lubrication you produce, the check dogs are more interested in you and you do have to explain yourself (insert facepalm here).

The thing I like most about Smartballs is how aroused I get wearing them. I don't find that it is the toy itself doing that though. I mean if I am not thinking about it, I hardly even notice that they are there. But it is the knowledge that while I must give a boring lecture, or be in a meeting where I just want to sleep, I cross my legs, and sit up straighter with a grin on my face knowing I've got a secret!!!! Wearing these while doing something physical like the gym, stairs, etc., I do feel the inner balls rolling about, and at times ever hear them.

One thing I really, really, really, really do not like about my balls is where the string meets the toy. If they are not inserted just right, I find that angled edge presses up against my labia and rubs it with every movement I make. There have been many times where my labia has been rubbed to the point of bleeding. But when you are standing on a bus for a few hours, there is nowhere you can go to alter yourself. I do have a larger labia, so it may just be me.

I've never needed lube with these, but water-based lubes or silicone base are ok for use. When washing, use antibacterial soap and be sure to get all the grooves. Hang to dry and voila! Your work is done!!!

As I mentioned, I leave mine on a hook in my bathroom. They are discreet looking enough that my maids seem to think they are some sort of strange massage device from the West.

Smartballs come in a traditional Fun Factory style package with a window to look at the toy in a cardboard box. As with all Fun Factory item, you get a little sampling of toy fluid and an instruction pamphlet in various languages. I wouldn't recommend using the plastic window portion of the packaging as a storage container. It is plastic, and it can get yucky if not properly looked after.

Ohhh.... personal comments!!! How neat!!!

Personally; one of my favorite things about my balls is that if I wear them for a few days leading up to my period, I find that whatever minimal cramping I might usually get is gone.

And before I let you all go so your attention can go onto the next toy on your list to look at, just a reminder: I would say that the Smartballs turn me on approx 25%-ish, give or take a few points there on their own. And that is only while doing some sort of rigorous physical activity. The rest of the time, it is the knowledge of... tee he he!!! I've got something up my pussy and you don't!!!!

I've only given Smartballs a three out of five rating. Even though I love how they work, and I do strongly suggest to my friends and my family that every woman should have a pair of balls hidden away in her punani a few times a week, I have taken off one star for that little attachment part where the string meets the first ball. I just do not like bleeding from my labia. And they lost the second star from being just a wee bit thick. (Oh, that comment could be taken in so many various ways.)