A Royal Orgasm For This Goth Girl!

I am thrilled to finally own this. I'm so glad it's in my collection, and I hope it lasts for at least 10 years.... I wish, right?
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Pros
Goth look, Stylish Vibe, Powerful, Quiet, Waterproof
Cons
Takes C Batteries which are not common, EF does not stock this anymore
Rating by reviewer:
5
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Use

Okay, so this vibrator is awesome. EdenFantasys seriously needs to continue this toy again. Because it's awesome. Secondly this is waterproof. So it's good for shower play time, bedroom playtime, playtime in the closet, playtime on the floor..... It's good clitorally, and good vaginally if you like it like that, but of course you know I don't recommend anally because it doesnt have a base on the end. This is great for chicks who love gothic-looking toys. This is a pretty badass sex toy, mate.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

It's so smooth! But I mean, duh, it's a plastic vibrator. It's heavy though with or without the batteries, and the C batteries it takes make it heavier. So even where it's "tattooed" it's smooth. It feels "baked-on" and it's safe to use this vaginally, to have it inserted whether or not you're in water, because the decal won't come off. I used to have an Inked Probe that was double sided, and it had the same awesome quality. Since this is plastic it doesnt really have a scent, and no taste either. The textured decal does add a little stimulation, like a tattoo on a body counterpart. This is a great vibe for beginners or advanced. If you're a beginner I'd recommend a low setting on the dial, whereas if you're advanced like me, you're welcome to use a higher speed on the dial if you're comfortable.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I absolutely LOVE the design. I ADORE the Inked collection from California Exotics, I think they did a great job on this collection, it's awesome. I love the simple massager shape of this vibe, though the inked decal I think is what adds the excitement of buying this and owning it. I think this size, as it's a "royal" size, is probably preferable for advanced users, whereas a beginner may decide on buying the regular Inked Vibe, which isnt a "royal." On the box this vibrator is described as 7 inches, aka 18 centimeters, and according to my measurements they are correct. I wouldnt say this toy is discreet- Most people know what a common vibrator looks like and will know what this is immediately if left out in the open. Sure, go ahead and travel with it if you must, but do expect to get a surprised or dirty look from the person rummaging through your bag for bombs and drugs and finding this instead.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Wow, with fully juiced C size batteries, this thing works wonders. Even having the dial turned on to the lowest setting it teases, and turn it up more, and it shall please. Especially while I'm using my Katsuni's Revenge of the Sea Rabbit Vibrator as a G-spot orgasm amplifier. The dial base makes this easy to use, even one handed, and you can use it clitorally with or without lube. Turn it on and go get to work, girl! The vibrations are all throughout, basically they come from a motor in the head of this vibrator though. I think the best function is the one you choose with this vibe. Since it has a dial it is super easy to operate. And it's quiet! Unlike my huge purple flurp massager, which is longer than this one but the same size in width, the motor is more powerful but also quieter. This is a huge plus! This thing is going to get a hell of a lot more use than my other vibe. Screw the other one completely, in fact. This thing is awesome. And waterproof? I didnt even know it was waterproof when I bought it. Then I got the packaging and I was like really? Hell yeah!
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

It is super easy to care for this. All you need to do is spray it with anti-bacterial toy cleanser or use anti-bacterial soap with water and a rag. Then rinse and dry. No lint sticks to this doo-hickey! The thing about silicone toys is lint and dust sticks, but with plastic, it shouldn't be as much as a problem. Also, it doesnt matter what lubricant you decide to use with this. Anything goes!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I gotta say, this vibe is cool as shit. It's thick and stout and does its job. Main complaint is that it guzzles C batteries and I'm not a battery finding pro yet, so they're hard to find even in the grocery store..
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