I bought this toy on my latest trip to Good Vibrations and paired it with a Hathor Aphrodisia Lubricant which I've already reviewed. I was looking for something that as firmer, harder, larger than my other toys and was able to stimulate the G-Spot which I've recently come to realize is a gold mine of good times for me. I'm happy to report that the Dream Massager G is just the tool to help me mine that gold.

The packaging is nothing fancy and for the approximate $20 I spent on it, I really wouldn't expect much fancy. It's nice and easy to open, you shouldn't need scissors to get the toy out but it's likely you'll fold it up and dispose of the box after the initial trip home from the store.

Being made of plastic, it had no detectable scent upon taking it out of the box and it has a nice a firm velvety plastic texture. If you're not sure what I mean by velvety, imagine the difference between unsanded wood and sanded wood. It's a sort of plastic treatment that makes it softer and smoother all around. I'm coming to find that it's one of my favorite toy materials even if I never initially think that I'd prefer it. Again, it's very hard and firm, so there's no give in the toy at all if you want to squeeze the heck out of it. If you like your toys to have give, this toy might not be for you but if you're sick of all your toys being too pliable, then plastic might be a good direction to go in. I also find that the harder materials tend to conduct vibrations better, I was definitely impressed with how much this baby buzzed. It's phthalates-free, hypo-allergenic and can easily be cleaned down with an alcohol wipe or antibacterial soap after use.

It's powered by two double a batteries. Remember to take the batteries out in between uses to ensure that the toy lasts longer.

Apart from the firmness and the velvet texture, my favorite thing about this toy is definitely the shape. It's pointed end is really great for external stimulation and then when you're ready to take the plunge the tip is really excellent for hitting that G-spot if you maneuver it correctly. This toy made me realize how important that varied shape is to me. Because with all my straight toys, I could never maneuver into the corners of my insides, I could rotate it and slant it but the range of stimulation I could get were really limited. I think this toy has sold me on curved toys from this point onward. Apart from being able to hit the g-spot in various ways, it's also really great for thrusting. That's not a function of the toy, that's something that you can physically do with the toy, but believe me when I say that it was one of my favorite things to play with. That, and rotating it.

I found myself really hungry for this thing and one other thing I can appreciate about it is the rounded handle. Rather than hold it like an umbrella or shovel, the rounded bottom of this handles more like something between a golf ball and a tennis ball. It allows you to utilize the flexibility in your wrist better and while you might occasionally accidentally fumble with the intensity dial, it's pretty easy to adjust so that you learn to adjust the intensity when you want to easily, but keep your hands away from it when you don't want to change the settings. The handle can really be used to fit up snugly against your vulva. It's very ergonomically friendly.

The vibrations conduct really well, operate on a graduating scale, and while they won't match something like the Hitachi, they're pretty respectable in intensity. One complaint I might have is that the toy heats up relatively quickly and that it's rather minimalist in settings. I can't testify to how waterproof it is--and seeing that I'm living in a dorm situation--I'm definitely reluctant to test the waters, but not necessarily because I doubt the toy couldn't stand up to it, although I would say that it looks more "splash proof" than it does "waterproof". I'm also careful to clean the toy with the batteries out and the top off, since I have a sneaking suspicion that the divide between the two pieces could collect fluid and germs. But in my opinion, the ergonomic design makes up for it!

All in all a great toy, and my current favorite.

All in all, a fantastic toy for the price.

I've been reviewing toys sporadically for a few years now but this has been my first ever toygasm. Even further, I could say it was my first solo orgasm. Now of course I can't guarantee that kind of experience for everyone, but in my exploration I've found that the stimulation I like best is internal rather than external and involves a lot of thrusting which is exactly what this toy is good for! It definitely makes me a Happy Camper.