I am still shaking from my last round with the Smooth S Shape dildo by Nob Essence. Seriously. Can ‘Oh MY God!’ say it all? Um, I really think it does.

I almost don’t even know where to begin, quite honestly. So I will try to start from the beginning. If you don’t believe in love at first sight, you might want to reconsider that notion. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on this baby. In fact, I was intrigued from the first moment I read the description, “This item is recommended for advanced users due to the girth of the large end.” I wanted to know just how big that large end was. Let’s face it, I am blonde, and measurements on the property descriptions don’t help me much. I have a hard time visualizing size. And, real wood??! Are you kidding me?! That is so hot! And, you must know by now that I am an aesthetic snob. This baby looked downright beautiful on the website. The Smooth S didn’t disappoint at all. It is far more beautiful in person, and that large end? Oh, boy is that large. Now, I am a small girl, so that large end is roughly the same size as my fist. Hell yeah! Totally hot! See, I was already in love.

I have other “luxury” sex toys made of glass and steel, so I was curious as to how the wood would compare. Surely, it would be lighter, and it was. It is probably the lightest toy that I own. This concerned me at first. After all, it is the weight of the glass and the steel that gives an added sensation unlike any other. I would soon discover that the weight was not necessary. Also, because the toy is made of real wood, it has a unique appearance. The ends are rounded and smooth, but they are not perfectly symmetrical. I love that it is beautiful AND a one of a kind.

First, it is important to note that the finish on the wood is smooth and non-porous (read: easy to clean and okay for anal play…if you can take the size). It has a natural friction that is really pleasant, but it does not get slick as other materials might. If you are not completely wet when beginning play, it could be difficult to use the Smooth S. However, it can accept any lube. There are no worries about compatibility…just use your favorite, and plenty of it.

Secondly, I would love to meet the person that designed this toy and give them a big fat hug and kiss because they are a genius. The curve of the toy is absolutely perfect. I have used similarly shaped toys in the past. They often rely on weight to help provide extra stimulation, and I find that I am fighting to keep the curve in the right position to stimulate my g-spot. The size and the natural friction of this toy help it stay in place. I don’t have to worry about angling it just so to hit the right spot. With just a few pumps, I was in heaven. I came so hard that I gushed without any clitoral stimulation. In fact, I had several gut wrenching orgasms within just a few minutes. (Oh, and I am not one of those easily pleased women. I take a bit of time to cum usually, so this was unheard of).

After several gushing orgasms, I decided to try out the larger end. As the description says, it is really for advanced users. It gave me a very full sensation, which I love. With plenty of my own wetness and being relaxed from several orgasms, it still took me a bit of work to get it fully inside. Once in, it also was curved enough to stimulate my g-spot. It will be a nice warm up to a fisting session.

I give the Smooth S five stars for beauty, ease of clean up and mind blowing pleasure. It is my new best friend!!

This dildo has become a staple in solo and partner play for me. There is just something about the way the smaller ball hits my g-spot that just makes me melt every time.

Perfection!