Mr. Limpy is predominately used as a packer, an item used to create a desired bulge in a person’s underwear. Primarily, this item would be used by transgender males for this purpose, but it can also be used purely for the fun of having a silicone willy you can throw around the place, and is also perfect for gender play.

Mr. Limpy is made out of Superskin, a realistic feeling material which is both soft, smooth, and will even warm to your body temperature, so you eventually end up forgetting you’re even wearing a packer. Superskin, although a fantastic material for packers, is a little temperamental as it can often get little tears and rips in it due to using it. I even managed to tear mine putting it in a pair of packing briefs, but I’ve learned to be a little more careful with it now.

When you’re first greeted with Mr. Limpy from the packaging, it has a dusty residue on it which prevents it from picking up lint at first, but it does wear off very quickly, and becomes quite sticky to the touch and pick up a lot of dust and lint. This can be easily avoided though by dusting it regularly in corn starch.

Mr. Limpy does have a slight odor, but it is merely the faint smell of plastic, and does eventually go. I find that when wearing the packer for prolonged periods of time, it gets very sticky with the heat and can get a strong odor, and I do find that I'll be able to smell my packer a mile off; so I do recommend washing it thoroughly after wearing it for long periods of time.

Despite Mr. Limpy’s realistic feel and texture, it is very stretchy. Despite it being a mere 3.5”, you can stretch it well over 6”, so it isn’t the “most” realistic, but if you’re using it as a packer, you shouldn’t have anybody leaning over to pull your Mr. Limpy from you, so you should be fine!

Mr. Limpy Extra Small is the smallest packer you can buy, and although it seems to be dwarfed in size by the larger sizes available, to me seems to create the ideal size bulge in my jeans. I am a rather small guy, merely 5'3, and I find that if I wear larger packers, it looks disproportionate to my height and makes it look like I've got an erection. The size difference between the Extra Small and Small is huge (the Extra Small is 3.5" and the Small is 6"), and I find that using the small is a little uncomfortable whilst packing, but the Extra Small is perfect. So if you’re unsure on what size to get, I highly recommend the Extra Small!

In terms of comparing the size to regular objects, the shaft of Mr. Limpy is the same length as a playing card and its back surface area is also roughly the same as a card (the surface area). The shaft circumference is also comparable to the circumference size of a regular glue stick.

On its own, the Mr. Limpy will happily stand up on its own, but with its soft material and flexibility, slight pressure on it and the shaft will comfortably lie down onto the balls, and will create the ideal bulge for you, making it very realistic under boxers.

The balls on Mr. Limpy have a great look to them, and although they are very symmetrical (as opposed to the Mr Right’s “wonky” approach), they look super realistic … that is if you can forget they’re a pink color and looks like its made out of strawberry ice-cream!

This photo shows the difference in skin colour between the packer and I:

I don’t think that if you were out in public and whipped out your Mr. Limpy too many would question it, but that’s merely due to the fact that people would find it highly awkward to ask about your penis! But its not the ideal color, and will make it hard to pass if you’re using it in a public place to STP (stand to pee), but obviously whilst using it to pack, nobody will see the color, so its fine.

Mr. Limpy is a great packer, and I highly recommend it not only as a first packer, but for an everyday packer. It's lightweight and realistic and the price is fantastic! Mr. Limpy cannot be used for penetration, but if you want a penetrative penis, you shouldn’t be here anyway, because Mr. limpy quite literally does what it says on the tin, stays limpy. As its primary use as a packer, it is great. It gives just the right amount of bulge and isn't too big or too small.

I would ideally recommend using the SpareParts Pete packing briefs with the Mr. Limpy, as it holds it in a perfect position and will ensure that your new penis will never fall out and go for a walk down the side of your leg! Although if you are without a harness, you can easily use normal boxers to use it with, just make sure you have chosen ones that are tight enough so your packer stays safe!

Here you can see the bulge created with the Mr. Limpy whilst using the SpareParts Pete packing briefs, which can be found here



Mr. Limpy Extra Small is perfect for me, as it gives me just the right amount of bulge for my height (5'3), and not so large it causes offense if somebody takes notice to him. I find that due to my small stature, a packer any larger would be disproportional to my body, so Extra Small is ideal for me.

Despite Mr. Limpy being a very simple product to start using, it’s not always so simple to handle. The packer will naturally allow any loose lint to cling to the packer, and is hard to get rid of, so it needs to be regularly washed for hygiene, and to keep your penis from unwanted pubic hair! Mr. Limpy is made out of Superskin, and you can find information here on how to care for it. It is recommended you regularly wash your Mr. Limpy in warm water, and allow it to dry on its own. You must not use soap with this product, as it will reduce the life of your Mr. Limpy as it will start to degrade the material.
The packer will naturally wear down and degrade over time, so I would recommend having more than one Mr. Limpy, but for the price it is, it's not a big ask.

Mr. Limpy arrived in a small sealed plastic wallet with a small sticker on the plastic saying “Pink Limpy Extra Small”. No instructions or anything like that, but it’s a very self-explanatory product, so you shouldn’t need any help figuring out what to do with it. You cannot use the bag to store Mr. Limpy in after using it as it cannot be resealed, so I would advise finding another plastic bag to put him in between uses to prevent unnecessary lint attraction.

This has to be by far my favorite packer of them all. All my friends love to get him out to play with him, and he (yes, I give him a gender, he's that important!) gives me a new found confidence.

As you can see, the packer I received had a slight defect, and from reading the reviews it is common to find slight errors in the packer, but its nothing major and doesn't effect its use at all.