I bought the Vibrating Realistic along with a few other vibrators hoping to have a nice collection of vibes of various sizes and features. I liked that it would be the largest in my collection, that the head and the shaft looked very realistic with all it's detail, and that the whole unit is heavy. My hope was to be able to use the suction cup and take a slow ride on it and let it's large girth fill me like nothing else ever has.

When I got this vibe home I was pleased with the appearance and weight and could not wait to use it. After getting myself nice and wet I tried to slide down on top of it but it just would not fit. Having never used something this large I was disappointed but figured I'd keep trying and it would eventually work itself in. I turned it on low to keep myself stimulated and added lots of lube to it and myself and tried again to slide down onto it and work it in but it just would not fit. I tried a few more times and got the head inside but could not get the rest in. It got to the point that it was painful and not fun anymore so I reluctantly sent it back. The vibrations of this unit are average and not earth-shattering and it did not seem very loud at all.

I did like the weight, feel, and appearance of this vibe though and really wished it would have worked out. It was good and heavy which I think would have resulted in a good ride and I liked the feel of the rubber material as it was just the right consistency. I do not typically like vibrators where the controls are attached to the vibe by means of a skinny cord as the cord tends to become damaged, but I don't see how it could work any other way except remote control which would be more expensive.