Taking the Hustler Colossal Penis Vibrator out of its packaging, I noticed right away that this was a heavy, sturdy toy. The most obvious thing that stood out about this toy was its girth, measuring two inches around. I could hardly fit my hand around it, and it instantly made me wonder how much of a challenge it was going to be to use it because of that.

It was super firm and had almost no give. The color and detail along the shaft were nicely done, with veins making a realistic looking and feeling texture throughout. It was very easy to clean before using it (the manufacturer recommends boiling it in water for a few minutes or simply using hot water and antibacterial soap). The silicone material warmed up pretty quick just from handling it, and the material didn’t have any funky smells to it.

This toy uses two C batteries that go into the base and has a dial controller. I like the fact that it was all one piece without the hassle of a separate controller.

The vibrations are very quiet. I started out by using it as I would any other vibrator, externally. I alternated between low, medium, and high speeds to get used to the feel, and the vibrations were very good with feeling all the way up the shaft right to its tip. The low vibes are nice, and the high vibes aren’t too intense.

After using the vibes for a bit and enjoying the texture of the silicone head (it glides rather than pulling like some rubber toys do), I decided it was time to go to town. I struggled a bit at first to find the right angle for penetration, but once it was in, wow!

It felt very realistic, just like having a thick guy wearing a condom, only with the perk of vibrations. One word of caution: this is not a beginner’s toy. This thing is thick, and ladies, you will feel very, very full. I wasn’t able to get all of it in, but between the vibes, the great silicone texture, the thickness, and the realistic feel of the veins and head, I got off the road at Exit O in no time.