This toy looks and feels great, with detailing and a mostly reliable suction cup. In general, realistic plastic like this feels good, a little softer than silicone, but has issues with smell and durability. The smell wasn't as bad as some I've experienced, and did lessen over time, but I still get a good waft every time I open the toy box. On that note, the care instructions ask for it to be stored separately from other toys, which can be a tremendous hassle. This is also definitely for someone who prefers penis-like dildos, with close to accurate sensation and painted veins. To me it's gorgeous, but one partner found it creepy.

I often opt for my body safe toys first, so I won't have to deal with putting a condom on, and the noise is also a deterrent from using this with a partner. While technically this could be used with a strap-on, it's a little too heavy and unwieldy. The D batteries are inconvenient, but last a really long time. The cleaning can be a little tricky, too, because of the texture. All the same, I've had it close to two years now, and it's holding up well with sporadic use, and am only just needing to replace the batteries.

I sound like I hated it, but I still use it, so what's the draw? I wish they could make something with safer materials or a stronger sensation, but I still really enjoy it for what it is. The internal sensations are relatively mellow, less than I expected, but still unique and fun. Best used as a dildo with a little extra for solo play, preferably with background music and nobody else home. I do recommend this toy, because there's nothing else like it, but if you're content with regular vibration or a smaller toy, this isn't for you.