Unexpected pleasures.

So this little guy didn't do it for me, but my wife loves her blue dong. I understand that it might be that way by design, but its always nice to find something where you thought nothing was. Just remember she wasn't into it until I assisted (Did I assist the dildo or did it assist me?...Whoa). On its own it own this dildo is something I don't think many people will enjoy. But used in tandem it is amazing and can give some memorable nights. :)
Published:
Pros
Ribbed for "Her" pleasure.
Glass makes for easy cleaning and maintaining.
Cons
Not good for anal.
Size for some.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
The Royal Adventure is an expertly crafted glass dildo. Being glass this dong is non porous and super easy to clean and maintain. Just drop in the dishwasher, or boil for three minutes. Just as easy and cooking a pack of Ramen. The blue hues are a treat for the eyes every time you pull it out of the bag. This dong has six inches of insertable length and is an inch and a half in diameter. Glass can be cold to the touch at first, but we've found that if you rinse it with warm water before hand (shouldn't you rinse everything before using it and clean after?). Just a few seconds running it under hot water always warmed it up perfectly for us.

We originally bought this toy as a warm up for pegging. It was slightly smaller then the first dildo we used and quite a ways from where we were trying to get to in terms of size (Tantus Goliath). For this purpose, it didn't deliver. The ribs where too pronouced for anal play, it always seemed like it was "catching". I know that is what ribs are for, but it wasn't doing it for me. This was meant to fill a void between our plugs and Goliath, but ended up just too close to another dildo we already have and use. That being said, it was too small and not smooth enough for our original intended use.

Not wanting to give up on this little blue boy, we tried it another way. After cleaning it (boiling for 3 minutes!) we decided to try it on my wife. At first it was a little stiff (big surprise its GLASS!) but after a moment we where able to move it right and hit my wife's g-spot perfectly. By itself it did a little for her but not too much, it was when I started using it while giving head is when it really found its place. The ribs where great stimulation as I teased her clit and rubbed her g-spot. This little blue guy hit her in the right places I couldn't easily reach with my fingers, and for this purpose as an oral aide the Royal Adventure had found a place in our bedroom.
Experience
She laid back on the bed with her legs open. I teased her with the head of the Royal Adventure, before slowly slipping it inside her as I lap gently around her clit. Just from her body language I can tell its rubbing her right. The first time we used it in tandem to oral sex I knew I was keeping it. Her hips rocked, she moaned out into a pillow, grabbed the back of my head, and for the first time squirted all over me as she had an explosive orgasm from this teamed with my tongue. It ended up being an amazing night of love making as it always has her telling me. "Get up here and fuck me now!"

Best seven words I've heard all night!
Follow-up commentary
It was crazy. This took me a while to finish up for Eden. (Sorry everyone) But if it didn't take so long I would have probably said I don't like it. This little blue guy has earned the nickname "Wingman". Great for that little push to give my wife the bended orgasms she craves. Thanks Wingman! :)
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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My Royal adventure tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Oral
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Kegels
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  • Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
    Yes, I agree. Glass more suited for females than us males.
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